# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 35

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/681 "2012-10-01T12:51:40Z")

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\*\*Why do Buddhist monks practice martial arts?  
The effects of alcohol \*\*

How else can they perfect the Drunken Master technique?

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/682 "2012-10-01T13:44:36Z")

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**I’m in the hospital**  
**There’s a reason for crosswalks**

Now there’s a story right there…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/683 "2012-10-01T13:45:48Z")

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\*\*Call the Midwife  
Dark & Stormy \*\*

Expecting twins, eh?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/684 "2012-10-01T14:29:21Z")

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\*\*I would like to come to a conclusion on prostitution  
“No censorship under any circumstances.” Agree?  
Homosexuality and the United Church of Christ  
\*\*  
Steamy sequential threads.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/685 "2012-10-01T15:16:07Z")

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**Things women do to make themselves attractive to men that don’t make them attractive to men   
How do topless models really feel? Visual suggestions within (NSFW; mod cleared)   
The Creepy Thread (Stories and Links Welcome)**

There’s a common thread here, and I’m not liking the looks of it…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/686 "2012-10-01T20:22:17Z")

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\*\* There’s a reason for crosswalks

I’m in the hosspital.

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/687 "2012-10-02T08:55:41Z")

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**Freemen on the land  
Eaten by hogs**

Boy, those guys just can’t win.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/688 "2012-10-02T12:37:08Z")

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\*\* I’m in the hosspital.

Damn you tonsils…damn you to hell!!!

\*\*  
But you get all the ice cream in the world you can eat!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/689 "2012-10-02T13:20:58Z")

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\*\*Keeping neighbour’s cat from entering garden  
Suicide by Cyanide Pill (Don’t Need Answer Fast)  
\*\*  
For yourself, or for the cat?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/690 "2012-10-02T15:09:55Z")

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\*\*Is it EVER a good idea to suggest someone strip for extra cash?  
How Far Do You Live From an Interstate Highway?  
\*\*  
Cause you’re gonna hafta run after you say it!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/691 "2012-10-02T17:58:39Z")

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\*\*It’s time to officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State football program.  
HA HA! - Stupid paedo!  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/692 "2012-10-02T18:14:26Z")

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Snerk.

**I’m in the hospital**  
**Eaten by hogs**

I’m just glad he made it to the hospital at all…

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/693 "2012-10-03T06:59:59Z")

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**Ask the American monarchist  
Eaten by hogs**

Who knew that hog bellies had Internet access?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/694 "2012-10-03T12:02:23Z")

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\*\*A New Member

Members Introduction  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/695 "2012-10-03T15:06:36Z")

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**Incident at my daughter’s school  
Eaten by hogs**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/696 "2012-10-03T16:07:28Z")

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\*\* Eaten by hogs

My refrigerator is empty: a hungry MMP  
\*\*

This “Eaten by hogs” title is particularly fruitful. And will bne Eaten By Hogs.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/697 "2012-10-03T20:04:39Z")

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\*\* Poll: AL MVP: Trout vs Cabrera

Why aren’t we still getting pounded by asteroids? \*\*

The fell out of favor in baseball after the McGuire and Bonds revelations.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/698 "2012-10-03T22:09:14Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
>
> \*\*Which is worse… me or…?  
> moonshot925  
> \*\*

Tough call!

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**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/699 "2012-10-03T22:45:44Z")

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\*\*Techniques for getting women riled up for sex   
My creepy story and yours  
I hate women and children  
\*\*

Pretending to be a single parent to score with single moms worked for Hugh Grant in _About a Boy_. Where did I go wrong?

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**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/700 "2012-10-04T02:06:04Z")

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\*\*“Dad, hold your new baby son…”

Throw You Children To The Alligators! For Their Birthday! Newslink \*\*

This stuff writes itself.

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