# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 36

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/701 "2012-10-04T15:56:40Z")

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**Workplace griping, anyone?  
Crazy Hours and no pay!!!**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/702 "2012-10-04T16:19:45Z")

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**Is the customer always right?  
On being banned.**

Apparently not.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/703 "2012-10-04T17:06:41Z")

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\*\*Weird little superstitions you have  
Birth mothers (adoption related)  
\*\*  
My superstition is they’re all evil changelings.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/704 "2012-10-04T17:29:18Z")

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\*\* Song that includes Que Sera, Sera

Name this song  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/705 "2012-10-05T06:02:41Z")

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> \*\*Things women do to make themselves attractive to men that don’t make them attractive to men
> 
> Eaten by hogs\*\*

No, dear, I do not find the pig teeth marks “winsome”.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/706 "2012-10-05T14:06:35Z")

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**Oh, SWAT is here.  
I’m a prisoner, in a prison run by Her Majesty’s Prison Service…**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/707 "2012-10-05T15:34:46Z")

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There are two threads I removed from between these, but it’s worth it:

\*\*Anyone doing the Fuhrman “Eat to Live” plan  
I don’t want to eat dirt for Thanksgiving  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/708 "2012-10-05T23:04:35Z")

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\*\* Would you notice or mind these styles of eating?  
Outdoor living and bugs/critters\*\*

If it keeps the flies and mosquitoes down, I’m all for it.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/709 "2012-10-05T23:44:31Z")

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**What will Romney winning the election mean?  
Rush nominated for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame**

Mr Limbaugh will be a shoe in.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2012, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/710 "2012-10-06T13:25:48Z")

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**What will Romney winning the election mean?  
Tax Incentives for Shipping Jobs Overseas**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/711 "2012-10-06T17:22:31Z")

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\*\*Candy question  
How to pronounce Worcestershire sauce?  
\*\*  
Mmmm, Worcestershire candy.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/712 "2012-10-06T18:15:08Z")

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\*\*What to do in Cologne  
Seven Deadly Sins. Which are you favorite?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2012, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/713 "2012-10-07T05:07:38Z")

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\*\* Things that tall people know  
Gah! Mattress buying sucks. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/714 "2012-10-07T16:12:03Z")

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\*\* Is there any studies that show an alcoholic can begin moderate drinking?  
Drinking blood\*\*

Yes, but alcoholic vampires must be careful not to waylay victims outside bars.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2012, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/715 "2012-10-07T23:21:49Z")

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\*\*Drinking blood  
“Organic sodium”  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2012, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/716 "2012-10-07T23:43:28Z")

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\*\*What expensive thing(s) has your dog destroyed?  
My patient’s bizarre penis \*\*

Bad dog! Very, very bad dog!

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/717 "2012-10-07T23:44:00Z")

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What expensive thing(s) has your dog destroyed?  
My patient’s bizarre penis

This is what I get for waiting to post 2 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/718 "2012-10-07T23:48:38Z")

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{Nelson Muntz}HA ha![/nm} 😃

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/719 "2012-10-08T10:50:35Z")

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**Why do (some) old people move so slowly?  
Drinking blood**

They don’t want to spill any.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/720 "2012-10-08T13:02:22Z")

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\*\* Are there contingency plans for contacts with extraterrestrial aliens?  
Neutrinos and black holes\*\*

We’ll bombard them with neutrinos and force them to land in Cleveland. They’ll never be heard from again. Bwa-ha-ha!!!

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