# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/721 "2012-10-08T13:08:44Z")

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**Journey to Super Bowl w/ the Bud Clydesdales - So cool!  
The road not taken, a MMP**

Good! They make a mess on the road.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/722 "2012-10-08T13:52:37Z")

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\*\* How the hell did I end up here?

Journey to Super Bowl w/ the Bud Clydesdales - So cool!  
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Or hot, depending.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/723 "2012-10-08T17:30:20Z")

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\*\*One Flock Seagulls + laxatives = hilarious youtube vid  
No Calorie Food  
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But I hear seagulls are pretty greasy tasting.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/724 "2012-10-08T17:56:21Z")

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\*\* Could you breed a group of chihuahuas back into wolves given enough time?  
What’s new since 1950?\*\*

You haven’t noticed the packs of tiny, bloodthirsty dogs?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/725 "2012-10-08T19:19:29Z")

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\*\*How the hell did I end up here?

Parachuting from 23 miles up.  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/726 "2012-10-08T19:53:01Z")

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\*\*Missing cat. Need good-news stories.  
Changing menu prices  
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Yep, cat is so cheap these days.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/727 "2012-10-08T19:58:06Z")

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\*\*My dog isn’t a very good midwife.

Darn Dog went blind over the weekend - now what?  
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Get a human OB-GYN, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/728 "2012-10-08T21:08:16Z")

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**How can I look older?  
Stupid reasons you’ve had to see a doctor.**

A trip to the surgeon to add a few wrinkles and loosen the skin.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/729 "2012-10-08T21:19:09Z")

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**Tailgating Cops  
Why do you need to harrass everyone on the road?**

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/730 "2012-10-08T22:11:59Z")

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**Dispute with rental car company; could use perspective  
Political Leaning & Number of Bumper Stickers**

Don’t put stickers on rentals, and you won’t get charged for removal.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/731 "2012-10-08T23:47:25Z")

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\*\*Would you notice or mind these styles of eating?  
Do partners of lactating women suckle?  
\*\*  
I might not mind, but I sure would notice!

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/732 "2012-10-09T00:54:17Z")

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**Who’s the most famous person you or someone you know has had sex with?  
Questions for Divorce Lawyer**

No, seriously this will be brought up by the judge.

**My Odd Fetish: Explain, critique, psychoanalyze  
What things do you regularly do to your dog that he hates?**

No, seriously this will be brought up by the judge.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/733 "2012-10-09T01:53:10Z")

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\*\* Go to first new post How the hell did I end up here?  
Parachuting from 23 miles up.  
Some people need to go back to driver’s ed. \*\*

You turned left and then _what_ happened?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/734 "2012-10-09T01:59:53Z")

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\*\* What’s new since 1950?  
No Calorie Food \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/735 "2012-10-09T03:17:42Z")

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\*\*Is there a way to kill a ghost?  
MLB Playoffs \*\*

Terminal boredom I guess

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/736 "2012-10-09T13:38:16Z")

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\*\*How the hell did I end up here?

Stories of relatives who went missing  
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\*\*Call It Sleep

If you see something say something  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/737 "2012-10-09T15:33:21Z")

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\*\* Stories of relatives who went missing

Going to Germany for Vacation!  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/738 "2012-10-09T18:47:00Z")

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**How strong was Obama’s position before the debate?  
Best celebrity eyebrow cockers**

He’s still polling first in that category, but Dopers have him falling behind Romney in the disbelieving smirk.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/739 "2012-10-09T19:34:18Z")

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\*\* If You See Somebody Gulping Liquor Behind the Wheel, What Do You Do?  
Carbs after exercise\*\*

Yeah, I run around the block, have a big plate of spaghetti and forget the whole thing.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/740 "2012-10-09T19:45:15Z")

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\*\*what things do your dogs do on a regular basis that you hate

How does one stop being a bitch  
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