# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/741 "2012-10-09T19:46:45Z")
\*\*The road not taken, a MMP How the hell did I end up here? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/742 "2012-10-09T19:59:22Z")
**Teen loses stomach after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail Better hope your Doctor doesn’t retire. Brain surgery gone bad.** Obviously the brain surgery failed if they were dumb enough to drink liquid nitrogen. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/743 "2012-10-09T19:59:31Z")
\*\*How does one stop being a bitch Carbs after exercise \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/744 "2012-10-09T20:21:56Z")
\*\* Stupid reasons you’ve had to see a doctor. How does one stop being a bitch\*\* Thankfully, we have pharmaceuticals for that now. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/745 "2012-10-09T20:24:16Z")
\*\*Hard-0f-hearing Word Association “They’re not booing, they’re saying ‘Bruce’.” \*\* Rare to find such a good one in The Game Room. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/746 "2012-10-09T21:06:36Z")
\*\*What’s the scam here? Ohio State’s marching band tribute to video games \*\* There’s a joke in there somewhere involving putting quarters into slots, but I’m not touching it with a ten foot pole. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/747 "2012-10-09T21:48:37Z")
\*\* Was there ever a Car Talk Puzzler no one answered correctly? At night, I weigh 158 - the next morning, I weigh 156.5\*\* No, they got that one right - he was sleep-pooping. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/748 "2012-10-09T21:54:06Z")
**How do I convince my doctor to renew the Vicodin? How does one stop being a bitch Doper parents - do you yell or snap?** Tell the doctor you’re bitch that going to snap with her kids. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/749 "2012-10-09T23:31:29Z")
**Man dies after winning Roach Eating Contest Those entertaining moments with pets** Joe’s Apartment you know the movie. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/750 "2012-10-10T11:54:58Z")
\*\* A very unfortunate photo of Mitt Romney. NASA goes “Ooooh! Shiny!”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/751 "2012-10-10T12:34:44Z")
**Stupid reasons you’ve had to see a doctor. People That Refuse To Turn The Heat (Or A/C) On "Out Of Principle"** **Wedding etiquette. Need answer fast If You See Somebody Gulping Liquor Behind the Wheel, What Do You Do?** ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/752 "2012-10-10T13:10:28Z")
\*\*Consequences Of Skipping Out On Your Restaurant Bill? Can a bullet injure you if it doesn’t hit you? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/753 "2012-10-10T17:00:20Z")
\*\* When does the POTUS get to nuke somebody? Mormon Secret Service Agents?\*\* “Mitt Romney has infiltrated my security detail!” (hurls Holy Hand Grenade) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/754 "2012-10-10T17:25:36Z")
\*\*Teen loses stomach after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail Man dies after winning Roach Eating Contest \*\* Not funny, but tragic – eating and drinking can be unexpectedly lethal. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/755 "2012-10-10T18:13:33Z")
\*\* Negotiate w/Taliban? Jesus is God.\*\* Fabulous opening position. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/756 "2012-10-10T18:17:54Z")
\*\*Who’s the most famous person you or someone you know has had sex with? Werner von Braun \*\* Who vants to ride ze rocket? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/757 "2012-10-10T19:56:46Z")
**Car service in NY questions Negotiate w/Taliban?** Rather than Yellow Cab?? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/758 "2012-10-10T20:00:36Z")
**Attaching a wind turbine to an Automobile? trying to find referene to a GM (the car) invention** **Garden Gnomes gms453 is a troll.** ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/759 "2012-10-10T21:57:47Z")
\*\*Mila Kunis, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive 2012 I want to dip my veggies in it. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/760 "2012-10-11T00:53:22Z")
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