# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/761 "2012-10-11T02:51:56Z")

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**Gah! Mattress buying sucks.  
Let’s Go Flyboarding!**

Yeah! Much better idea.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/762 "2012-10-11T08:58:59Z")

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**Man dies after winning Roach Eating Contest  
Those entertaining moments with pets**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/763 "2012-10-11T11:57:28Z")

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\*\*Who founded MGM, RKO, Paramount, and 20th Century Fox?

Peruvian hair  
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This sequence actually makes as much sense as the OP in the top thread.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/764 "2012-10-11T13:01:37Z")

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\*\* First date after divorce  
I’m a new lawyer with a 3.6 gpa in law school and unemployed\*\*

Uh no thanks, I’ll try my luck at the laundromat.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/765 "2012-10-11T13:53:37Z")

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\*\*Sudden increase in spare time- how to fill it?

Man dies after winning Roach Eating Contest  
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However it ends, if you take up roach eating, spare time will no longer be a problem.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/766 "2012-10-11T14:01:30Z")

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\*\*How do these work?

habanero pepper juice and condoms

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Very Well.

But not together

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/767 "2012-10-11T17:25:08Z")

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\*\* My creepy story and yours.

Poll: How safe was your first sex?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/768 "2012-10-11T17:32:48Z")

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\*\*What does putting your back out mean?  
Is a spinning top heavier?  
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I think it was more the spinning than the weight that did it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/769 "2012-10-11T17:35:07Z")

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\*\* My Odd Fetish: Explain, critique, psychoanalyze

Poll: An otherwise normal man with holes in his socks - how weird?  
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Somewhere, sometime, there is someone Getting Off on the idea of a normally-dressed man with holes in his socks. I guarantee it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/770 "2012-10-11T18:04:57Z")

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\*\* How does minimalist art sell for so much money?

Are We Getting Smarter Or Dumber?  
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You paid $2 million for THAT? Are you Crazy?

Wait — is there somrething I don’t know?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/771 "2012-10-11T18:48:39Z")

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\*\*Has Anyone That’s Been Banned Been Allowed Back?  
Survival of the Cutest \*\*

“Send the moderators some revealing photos, and we’ll decide if you’re cute enough to be reinstated.”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/772 "2012-10-11T19:21:38Z")

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\*\*If you see something say something  
Eureka! I have found it! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/773 "2012-10-11T20:12:51Z")

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\*\*Aliens Question: why was Bishop in a stasis pod?  
organisms living outside our normal parameters?  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/774 "2012-10-11T21:08:00Z")

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\*\*Consequences Of Skipping Out On Your Restaurant Bill  
Territory-marking cat  
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And boy is it pissed off…if you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/775 "2012-10-11T21:11:09Z")

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**Sudden increase in spare time- how to fill it?  
First Orgasm**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/776 "2012-10-11T23:12:07Z")

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\*\* Americans - how do you morally justify drone strikes in the “War on Terror”?  
Jesus is God.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/777 "2012-10-12T12:41:45Z")

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\*\*What do you do with your cats at night?  
How is “lurve” pronounced?  
\*\*  
Ummm…ewww.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/778 "2012-10-12T13:02:29Z")

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\*\* Creepy Hallow’een Findings  
Peruvian hair\*\*

All they ever found was some hair…  
And occasional pieces of skin, of skin…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/779 "2012-10-12T13:53:31Z")

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\*\*What do you do with your cats at night?  
Laser Hair Removal  
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Some just do laser pointer tag, but I’m hardcore.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/780 "2012-10-12T16:01:45Z")

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**Poll: Would you give up sex forever if it meant you could be a Jedi?  
Poll: How safe was your first sex?**

The thermal detonator went off at _just_ the wrong moment.

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