# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/61 "2012-06-28T20:41:30Z")

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^^ Beat me to it!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/62 "2012-06-29T11:32:52Z")

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\*\*I’ve been coughing up phlegm for 6 years. How to make it stop?  
Tired of not getting good sex \*\*

Wait, when did phlegm stop being a turn-on?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/63 "2012-06-29T11:43:39Z")

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\*\*I’m pregnant? What!!!  
Gender Guesser \*\*

Yeah, should I buy you a pink baby blanket or a blue one?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/64 "2012-06-29T11:46:23Z")

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\*\*Answer this quickly (and hopefully correctly)

Did any of you lose any lungs in Los Angeles?  
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Yes! I mean No!

Ahhhh! Don’t throw me in the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/65 "2012-06-29T12:31:36Z")

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**I pit chewing on people’s faces  
Food Fadists - STFU**

Face eating: the new diet craze!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/66 "2012-06-29T16:19:43Z")

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\*\* Pharmacist miscounts medication: honest mistake?  
I’m pregnant? What!!! \*\*

Sounds like someone should have counted better.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/67 "2012-06-29T20:09:16Z")

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**The airshow has come to town  
I’m fine, but my car is not fine**

That last pass was a bit low, eh?

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2012, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/68 "2012-06-30T03:42:17Z")

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\*\*The danger (or lack thereof) of rubber mulch

How exactly do condoms fail? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/69 "2012-06-30T19:48:29Z")

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\*\*Pre-natal Down Syndrome screening - meaningless?  
Y-u-u-u-u-p! \*\*

Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/70 "2012-06-30T23:07:27Z")

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\*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Impeach Earl Warren  
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/71 "2012-07-01T18:47:23Z")

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**Racism: A bit too obvious??  
A truck just ran over me and my bike**

I’d say that’s pretty bloody obvious, Eddie McEthnic!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/72 "2012-07-01T21:12:52Z")

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\*\* Fuck F\*ck.  
A truck just ran over me and my bike\*\*

F\*ck! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/73 "2012-07-02T00:43:49Z")

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**What did you think of “Perry Mason”?  
Hardest Song of the Year**

…the year 1995.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/74 "2012-07-02T01:49:12Z")

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Curse you summer storm!  
Mmmmmm generator bliss

Smug, very smug.  
(Jackmannii, posting from primitive device during power outage).

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/75 "2012-07-02T02:38:46Z")

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**Thanks AGW deniers! We were getting tired of all those trees!  
What does “Trees the right height mean”?**

Probably half as tall when we have GLOBAL WARMING!

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/76 "2012-07-02T08:25:03Z")

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**Mundane consequences of modern or future technology  
So tell me about living with a solitary kidney.**

In The Future it will be mandatory for all citizens to make a contribution to the Organ Banks.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/77 "2012-07-02T10:41:31Z")

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\*\*Fuck F\*ck.  
I’m pregnant? What!!!

A truck just ran over me and my bike  
At the gym recently \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/78 "2012-07-02T12:41:29Z")

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How they let the truck into the gym, I’ll never know.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/79 "2012-07-02T21:47:15Z")

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It was a long standoff but…

\*\*You’ll Never Take Me Alive, Coppers!  
Anderson Cooper comes out. Finally. \*\*

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/80 "2012-07-02T22:30:16Z")

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\*\*You’ll Never Take Me Alive, Coppers!

Epic Story! “The Mystery Of The Transvestite And The Stolen Car – Tales From The Valet Stand” \*\*

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