# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/801 "2012-10-15T19:54:03Z")
**Tell us one thing about yourself So I’m Going To CoAbode, And I’m Going To Die** Technically, that’s two things. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/802 "2012-10-16T02:25:11Z")
\*\*We set the date!! I’m getting married! \*\* * * * \*\*First Orgasm \*\* I see congratulations are in order all around! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/803 "2012-10-16T11:58:15Z")
\*\* Things that tall people know Parachuting from 23 miles up \*\* Well, not THAT tall ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/804 "2012-10-16T12:16:46Z")
\*\*Hey. I Made This… First Orgasm \*\* It’s always special when you get something they made with their own hands ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/805 "2012-10-16T13:23:34Z")
\*\* I cannot think of a title for this thread but wow First Orgasm \*\* “Wow” is right. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/806 "2012-10-16T15:08:06Z")
\*\* Parachuting from 23 miles up. I can’t sleep.\*\* Have faith, that alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you after the first 22.5 miles. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/807 "2012-10-16T18:53:29Z")
\*\* I gave away my pants First Orgasm \*\* Bad idea. You’ll probably want them if you expect to get any more. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/808 "2012-10-16T19:35:01Z")
\*\*The Small Girl Turns 7 in a few minutes Spam - No I don’t want Train Wheels \*\* But may I interest you in some training wheels? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/809 "2012-10-16T19:37:51Z")
\*\* The Creepy Thread (Stories and Links Welcome) I gave away my pants\*\* But _they came back!_ :eek::eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/810 "2012-10-16T20:35:35Z")
\*\*Poll: Elvis: a musical genius or \_\_\_\_\_ ? Crock Pot Pork Quandry \*\* Tough call, in his later years ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/811 "2012-10-16T21:36:28Z")
**Have you ever known a truly evil person? Candy Crowley** Come on, she’s just a journalist. **How can I alter my voice? Things MEN do to make themselves attractive to WOMEN that don’t make them attractive to women** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/812 "2012-10-16T21:48:29Z")
\*\*Any Dopers been to the US Virgin Isles? First Orgasm \*\* Well, I guess you just “lost” your chance, eh? Eh? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/813 "2012-10-17T01:37:49Z")
\*\*Fully domesticated men-what do you think of 'em? Where is my cat’s collar? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/814 "2012-10-17T12:10:39Z")
\*\* Things that tall people know Have you ever known a truly evil person? \*\* …and are you tall? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/815 "2012-10-17T12:45:10Z")
OK, these are pretty far away but I couldn’t help myself: \*\*The Creepy Thread (Stories and Links Welcome) Something is trying to turn on my TV at night \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/816 "2012-10-17T13:59:04Z")
\*\*How can I alter my voice? First Orgasm \*\* That certainly makes it louder… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/817 "2012-10-17T16:29:30Z")
\*\*What’s under your bed right now? Present from a cat?? \*\* It’s happened before. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/818 "2012-10-17T16:44:15Z")
\*\* Would Secret Service agents storm onto the stage during a Presidential debate? Can freeze-dried worms come back to life?\*\* “Zombie worms are crawling up Mitt Romney! _Go to Plan B!!!_” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/819 "2012-10-17T20:36:07Z")
\*\*Using a time machine you go back to find the historical Jesus. What do you think you’ll really find? Meth Lab? \*\* It would explain all those unexplainable things. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/820 "2012-10-17T21:03:56Z")
\*\* What’s under your bed right now? Meth Lab?\*\* Yep, and a coca tree plantation in my closet. Life is good. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=42)