# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/821 "2012-10-18T02:51:56Z")
**Consistently misspelled, non-complex words. Kitchen archeology** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/822 "2012-10-18T12:05:19Z")
\*\* Tell us one thing about yourself blah blah woof woof\*\* We get it - you’re an intellectual. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/823 "2012-10-18T15:22:17Z")
\*\*Poetical allusions that don’t or can’t apply to the opposite gender Poll: How hot do you like your kung pao? \*\* I only describe women as “kung pao”, myself ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/824 "2012-10-18T21:36:16Z")
\*\* Ed Zotti speaking at University of Tennessee Knoxville October 24 Stupid-ass redneck hicks can go die in a car fire. Seriously.\*\* Attaway to play to your audience, Ed. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/825 "2012-10-19T01:49:57Z")
\*\*Where to stay close to NYC? Statue of Liberty in 1986? \*\* It’s an option, I guess. How much is the time traveling ferry? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/826 "2012-10-19T11:59:36Z")
\*\* Why is hetero anal sex so popular? Superhot chicks\*\* Thank you, Mr. Obvious. \*\* Why is my elevator dispensing quarters? I won the lottery !!!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/827 "2012-10-19T12:06:13Z")
\*\* Could the U.S. eject a state from the Union? Idea for space travel\*\* It’d be difficult sending New Jersey to another galaxy, but the idea is worth pursuing. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/828 "2012-10-19T13:41:40Z")
\*\*Why is hetero anal sex so popular? Falling in love with my Best-friend. Now what? \*\* This would be SO much better if reversed, but you go to war with the weapons you have. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/829 "2012-10-19T15:01:27Z")
\*\*Mundane “super powers” you have I won the lottery !!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/830 "2012-10-19T15:34:00Z")
\*\*What’s under your bed right now? ( 1 2) Superhot chicks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/831 "2012-10-19T16:50:46Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* Could the U.S. eject a state from the Union? > Idea for space travel\*\* This made me go to the rail gun and throw New Jersey from it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/832 "2012-10-19T18:03:06Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > This made me go to the rail gun and throw New Jersey from it. What’s wrong with the quarry? \*\* I won the lottery !!! How the hell did I end up here?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/833 "2012-10-19T18:42:23Z")
\*\*Why is hetero anal sex so popular? Superhot chicks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/834 "2012-10-20T13:42:18Z")
**How long does it take for a parachute to fall 3,000 meters? Banzai parachuting What’s the fastest moving body part?** Ummm, all of them? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/835 "2012-10-20T14:10:43Z")
\*\*What’s the fastest moving body part? If you were able to collect all human ejaculate across the world… \*\* Every guy would have to move really fast! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/836 "2012-10-20T16:13:21Z")
\*\* The most F-ed up thing/bat shit is not enough the lighter side of menstruation \*\* What Mitt Romney is reading right now. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/837 "2012-10-20T22:13:29Z")
\*\* Tell me about your experience with Lisinopril and other ACE inhibitors Which way is up?\*\* Yeah, those side effects are murder. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/838 "2012-10-20T22:51:02Z")
\*\*How do you use your anvil? Why is hetero anal sex so popular? \*\* I think you may be doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/839 "2012-10-20T23:38:00Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > \*\*How do you use your anvil? > Why is hetero anal sex so popular? \*\* > > I think you may be doing it wrong. Or very, very right. ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/840 "2012-10-21T03:07:42Z")
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