# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/841 "2012-10-21T04:50:46Z")
**Walk me through your morning internet browsing routine How do you use your anvil?** You may have some strange browsing habits. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/842 "2012-10-21T13:26:50Z")
**How do you use your anvil? “Having balls” - sexist?** You won’t have any, after you use your anvil. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/843 "2012-10-21T14:08:52Z")
**It’s snowing. In my kitchen. If you were able to collect all human ejaculate across the world…** You sure that’s snow? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/844 "2012-10-21T14:49:50Z")
\*\* Korean girls sounding like babies Best Way to Keep Owls Away from Yard?\*\* No, that _attracts_ owls. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/845 "2012-10-21T16:38:01Z")
\*\*Where do you hide your porn? The Friend Zone\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/846 "2012-10-21T16:52:12Z")
\*\*Which is worse… me or…? Darrell Issa: This time you’ve gone too far \*\* ---
**Author:** ![bldysabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@bldysabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bldysabba)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/847 "2012-10-21T19:38:45Z")
\*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day Florida’s Race-based Academic Standards Mississippi Teabagger: Letting Women Vote A Bad Idea \*\* (Why yes, I probably do not have the game completely figured out) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/848 "2012-10-22T00:23:49Z")
\*\* Superhot chicks What Kind of Car Should I Get\*\* A Prius, definitely. Superhot chicks love fuel economy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/849 "2012-10-22T11:52:43Z")
\*\* I’m going through my neighbors mail and I feel sleezy I found a penny!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/850 "2012-10-22T14:12:13Z")
\*\*So. You got cancer in your balls. And this entitled you to… Get Ready For The GOP To Do Whatever They Can To Steal This Election (Too) \*\* Actually, everyone can get ready. It’s not just for cancer of the balls survivors. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/851 "2012-10-22T16:02:54Z")
\*\* Which way is up? Why is hetero anal sex so popular \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/852 "2012-10-22T16:55:01Z")
\*\* Why is hetero anal sex so popular? Satan’s 2nd Great General Council\*\* I _knew_ it! Connect the dots, people! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/853 "2012-10-22T17:12:48Z")
\*\*So. You got cancer in your balls. And this entitled you to… Fuck United Airlines \*\* At least United won’t get pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/854 "2012-10-22T17:40:01Z")
\*\*Walk me through your morning internet browsing routine Where do you hide your porn? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/855 "2012-10-22T17:47:26Z")
\*\*What’s the nerdiest thing about you? Mass transit parking equilibrium? \*\* Only if you figure it out just for fun. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/856 "2012-10-22T19:35:59Z")
\*\* Best Way to Keep Owls Away from Yard? Cancellation of Citizenship\*\* Great idea!! “Hey, no stalking rodents without the proper papers, you!” "_Whoooo?"_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/857 "2012-10-22T20:30:57Z")
\*\*So. You got cancer in your balls. And this entitled you to… Share your favorite mispronunciations that you have heard \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/858 "2012-10-23T22:21:41Z")
\*\* Removing Price Stickers From Books–How? I don’t exactly need a decorator. What do I need?\*\* Hire someone with fingernails. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/859 "2012-10-23T23:13:45Z")
[Summer’s over. Let’s have a new Sequential Thread thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=669772) ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/860 "2012-10-23T23:17:21Z")
I’ll close this to avoid bump ups. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=42)