# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2012, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/81 "2012-07-03T00:57:50Z")
**How do you say calliope? A truck just ran over me and my bike** No, that’s how you say “accordion”. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/82 "2012-07-03T02:16:04Z")
\*\*Fuck F\*ck. I got crabs?!? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2012, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/83 "2012-07-03T06:07:02Z")
**Moose in my yard** \*\* Anything family-friendly worth seeing in Windsor or southwestern Ontario?\*\* Moose in Canada? Who’d have guessed! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2012, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/84 "2012-07-03T12:00:47Z")
**A truck just ran over me and my bike Just need to get this out of my head!** Spark plugs can be removed with a pair of pliers, but if you’ve got the entire transmission wedged in your head, you’ll need a neurosurgeon. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2012, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/85 "2012-07-03T12:49:21Z")
\*\*Nana and I (Opa) just had the grandkids over for a sleep over I got crabs?!? \*\* Dude, that’s not right. And you have some filthy grandkids. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/86 "2012-07-03T20:06:38Z")
**Romney Invested in Medical-Waste Firm That Disposed of Aborted Fetuses The Mittness Protection Program** “You pay da protection, nuttin’ gonna dispose of you, got it?” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/87 "2012-07-03T21:15:04Z")
\*\*Looking for a 2 door car When does a car cease to be what it was? \*\* When it has no doors? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/88 "2012-07-03T22:30:15Z")
\*\*Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing Anderson Cooper comes out. Finally. \*\* Now that Tom’s available… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/89 "2012-07-04T12:25:45Z")
\*\*Petty dislikes and petty attractions A truck just ran over me and my bike \*\* I’m guessing that goes under “petty dislikes” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/90 "2012-07-04T15:35:26Z")
**Why does everyone blame GWB for everything? Would you ignore the tip jar in these circumstances?** You bet! GWB was working the register at McDonald’s the other day, and I refused to put anything in the jar. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/91 "2012-07-04T21:16:16Z")
\*\*Why does everyone blame GWB for everything? The “Bad Smells” thread \*\* Well, we know he is fond of the burrito. ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/92 "2012-07-04T23:47:34Z")
\*\*The “Bad Smells” thread Old person smell - its real\*\* The reason that hug is awkward when you come over to visit grandma ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/93 "2012-07-05T11:53:43Z")
\*\*A truck just ran over me and my bike So tell me about living with a solitary kidney. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/94 "2012-07-05T12:06:45Z")
**Would you ignore the tip jar in these circumstances? Better big squirt gun than "Water Blaster?"** "Say, did you notice our tip jar? “SPLOOOOSH” I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/95 "2012-07-05T15:05:30Z")
\*\*Epic Story! “The Mystery Of The Transvestite And The Stolen Car – Tales From The Valet Stand” Just hose him down in the yard! \*\* The mystery of the stolen car, or, how I hosed a transvestite in the yard. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/96 "2012-07-05T16:24:03Z")
\*\* Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing Safety Not Guaranteed Andy Griffith reported dead\*\* With divorce, there’s always collateral damage. **Looking for a classical piece with a strong rhythm and fun movement. What should I look for at Aldi?** Check out the Brahms bin. It’s next to frozen foods. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/97 "2012-07-06T12:25:36Z")
\*\* Is America the greatest country on Earth, and why? The filibuster \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/98 "2012-07-06T12:30:10Z")
\*\* At the gym recently Old person smell - its real \*\* Time to move closer to the younger weightlifters ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/99 "2012-07-06T12:40:26Z")
\*\*Falsify ballistic test results by… Filtering Amazon Results \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/100 "2012-07-06T15:57:08Z")
**No escape for this desperate, terrified pussy cat - Kitties sip from their bottles.** The tragedy of cat alcoholism. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=6)