# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/121 "2012-07-11T14:14:02Z")
**Utterly mundane and pointless - I feel like a new name. Suggestions? Do you know your +4 Zip Code?** Hey, 3097, want in on the office pool? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/122 "2012-07-11T16:35:36Z")
\*\*Would you consider dating someone with herpes? Recommend a Good Free Virus Protector \*\* Well, an ex-girlfriend of mine _swore_ that oregano had antiviral properties, and you could probably grow it in the yard - but you really should spring for the Zovirax, you cheap bastard. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2012, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/123 "2012-07-11T17:31:44Z")
\*\* The crazy. It hurts. Meep \*\* I’m seeingh the first on a sign held by a very battered cartoon coyote, and the latter spoken by a purple running bird. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/124 "2012-07-11T18:30:00Z")
\*\* Gynecologists’ Smell Test Excellent Horse-Like Lady (Korean translation needed) \*\* In medical Latin, it’s optimum equum-sicut domina ecch. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/125 "2012-07-11T22:26:29Z")
\*\*Human Digestive System Vs Cat Brain Smart enough to know you’re dumb. \*\* I guess cats need few more neurons, then. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/126 "2012-07-12T05:03:39Z")
\*\*Things that people get Very Wrong Do you know your +4 Zip Code? \*\* Well, that explains why my mail keeps going to Miami instead of Minneapolis… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/127 "2012-07-12T12:22:28Z")
\*\* I Found a Ten Pence Piece In My Change. You might need that one day…hoarding. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/128 "2012-07-12T13:08:35Z")
\*\*You don’t get to vote unless: My friend believes he is a prophet \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/129 "2012-07-12T13:52:32Z")
\*\* Yay! I found a wall! You might need that one day…hoarding. \*\* Keeping a wall you found sounds like the very definition of “hoarding” ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/130 "2012-07-12T14:30:03Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*You don’t get to vote unless: > My friend believes he is a prophet > \*\* An even better one occurred about an hour later: **Would you be offended if a friend called “authorities” on you for illogical beliefs? My friend believes he is a prophet** ---
**Author:** ![kmshrader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@kmshrader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kmshrader)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/131 "2012-07-12T15:48:35Z")
\*\*What feature do you wish your house / apartment had? magical mushrooms \*\* Now _that’s_ a feature. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/132 "2012-07-12T16:29:07Z")
**SD Doctors and/or Pharmasists, why is this a bad idea? Speak to me of perimenopause** You’re just delaying the inevitable - why not jump right into full-fledged menopause?\* \*Look for the AARP membership application in the mail. **People talking to themselves. What’s going on? Hypnosis** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/133 "2012-07-12T16:38:02Z")
\*\*People talking to themselves. What’s going on? Hypnosis \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/134 "2012-07-12T18:06:39Z")
\*\*You don’t get to vote unless: I am fed up with my sex drive \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/135 "2012-07-12T20:59:45Z")
**Predict what my doctor will tell me (TMI) Masturbation etiquette** “Well doc, I was on the N train during rush hour, and…” _“Nooooo!!!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/136 "2012-07-12T21:26:02Z")
\*\*You don’t get to vote unless: You get one of a choice of superpowers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/137 "2012-07-13T06:32:55Z")
**Hypothetical: Obama not only wins, but gains supermajority How Exactly does one make money online?** E-mail spam. “How to avoid the coming Socialist New World Order Sharia Death Panels by buying gold and stocking up on guns and ammo!!! Order your copy today!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/138 "2012-07-13T10:57:35Z")
**You get one of a choice of superpowers Muscular Women** “Summon Amazon Legion!” _\_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/139 "2012-07-13T12:02:14Z")
**modern day worship of greek gods What’s the nerdiest thing about you?** Worshipping Proteus (a.k.a. “The Old Man Of The Sea”). ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/140 "2012-07-13T13:05:22Z")
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