# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/141 "2012-07-13T15:38:00Z")
\*\* Ladies, do you ever go commando while exercising? Poll: Muscular Women \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/142 "2012-07-13T17:13:46Z")
\*\*Things that people get Very Wrong I think my cat is pregnant… \*\* Careful - you don’t want to schedule the kitty shower and then find out you’ve just got a fat cat. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/143 "2012-07-13T17:15:39Z")
\*\*It’s time to officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State football program The case of the disappearing tomato\*\* …too soon? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/144 "2012-07-13T19:19:51Z")
\*\*25 Terrific Years Together! I am fed up with my sex drive \*\* She’s probably getting pretty fed up with your sex drive too. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/145 "2012-07-14T02:19:40Z")
**Call in the next 10 minutes and you get… Adopted again (kitties)?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/146 "2012-07-14T04:53:59Z")
**Call in the next 10 minutes and you get… Things that people get Very Wrong** That would be…a lot of stuff. Where would I put it all? **Hey. 60 hour no sleep challenge. It’s Prehistoric Creature Day again!** Well, after 60 hours I’m sure I’d _feel_ pretty prehistoric. \*\* Trans-Atlantic flight with a 15 month old Help me stay awake\*\* Oh, I don’t think that’ll be a problem for you or anyone else on the flight. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/147 "2012-07-14T13:58:23Z")
**Call in the next 10 minutes and you get… Another umkay sighting** Send in $19.95 and you get _two_ umkay sightings! Plus an oven mitt. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/148 "2012-07-14T16:25:40Z")
\*\*Another umkay sighting Found a strange thing in my bathroom (less than SFW) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/149 "2012-07-14T17:09:55Z")
**Things that people get Very Wrong Rolls-Royce turbofan – made of Lego** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/150 "2012-07-15T04:01:46Z")
**Impressionable boys and the “facts of life” Scratching balls results in erections??** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/151 "2012-07-15T16:00:50Z")
**Those of you taking Synthroid (or equivalent) Share your power outage strategies, please** If I take a triple dose, then get on a treadmill wired to a generator, I can supply power for the whole neighborhood. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2012, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/152 "2012-07-15T17:09:08Z")
\*\*Share your power outage strategies, please Muscular Women \*\* On a giant hamster wheel, running my generator. Edit: Or they can take turns on **Jackmannii** ’s threadmill. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/153 "2012-07-15T19:22:02Z")
**Why do you come here? Muscular Women** You may be looking for the Straight Grope. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/154 "2012-07-15T20:03:37Z")
\*\* Poll: Lollipop or Sucker? Poll: Penis size - whats too much? \*\* \*\* Ladies, do you ever go commando while exercising? Poll: Do you wear a T-shirt under your outer shirt? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/155 "2012-07-15T22:32:58Z")
Moved: Scratching balls results in erections?? Moved: Why haven’t they done this yet. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/156 "2012-07-15T23:25:37Z")
**The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread Poll: Penis size - whats too much?** Always ask this question when going out on a date…she’ll be impressed by your consideration. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/157 "2012-07-16T00:18:45Z")
\*\*I have a new favorite lunch Caramelizing Onions \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/158 "2012-07-16T08:21:42Z")
\*\*You last visited: 06-12-2005 at 04:58 PM I was gone for a bit, but I’m back now \*\* That’s not “a bit”. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/159 "2012-07-16T08:23:23Z")
**So i just had open heart surgery Weird urges you get (non-sexual)** Try to not make a habit of it, OK? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/160 "2012-07-16T11:55:11Z")
\*\*Man destroys his lawn with wrong Ferti-lome product. Things that people get Very Wrong \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788.md?page=9)