# Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788 "2012-06-20T21:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/161 "2012-07-16T12:49:41Z")

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**Scratching balls results in erections??  
Let’s discuss your synethsisa**

If it was truly synesthesia, you’d be seeing rainbows.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/162 "2012-07-16T13:54:00Z")

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\*\*Has a bad experience stopped you from eating certain foods ever again?

Martha Stewart demands to be top dog  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/163 "2012-07-16T14:39:03Z")

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\*\* The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread

So i just had open heart surgery

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I’ll bet that cleaned up a lot of clutter.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/164 "2012-07-16T17:54:15Z")

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\*\*Things you googled in innocence?  
Lollipop or Sucker?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/165 "2012-07-16T20:53:19Z")

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\*\* The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread  
Man destroys his lawn with wrong Ferti-lome product.\*\*

Destroying your lawn is a great way to eliminate clutter.

**Minor things you find you are surprisingly judgemental about  
Kim Jong Un’s pleasure women**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/166 "2012-07-16T21:12:20Z")

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**Airport searches  
Your best hiding place.**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/167 "2012-07-16T22:10:26Z")

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**Just a moment ago in Cafe Society:**  
Has a bad experience stopped you from eating at a certain restaurant ever again?  
Has a bad experience stopped you from eating certain foods ever again?

I was tempted to start a new thread:  
Has a bad experience stopped you from eating ever again?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/168 "2012-07-17T07:18:40Z")

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**Call in the next 10 minutes and you get…  
Math formulas you figured out with no help**

Yeah, thanks, really useful.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/169 "2012-07-17T11:41:09Z")

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\*\*I am fed up with my sex drive

Weird urges you get (non-sexual)  
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\*\* Man destroys his lawn with wrong Ferti-lome product.

Things that people get Very Wrong  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/170 "2012-07-17T13:35:29Z")

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\*\*A sniffle is not the flu!

I’m tired of loud sneezers

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/171 "2012-07-17T15:37:34Z")

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**Did anything good come out of the Vietnam War?  
Is Polygamy Really Wrong?**

No, but “Ho Chi Minh’s Big Love” was a rotten TV show.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/172 "2012-07-17T17:02:57Z")

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\*\*‘Encyclopedia Brown’ author Donald Sobol dead at 87

I hate Alton Brown more than ever.  
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But…_he_ didn’t have anything to do with Sobot’s death.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/173 "2012-07-17T17:27:21Z")

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\*\*I am fed up with my sex drive  
So i just had open heart surgery  
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…and then your…heart…grew three sizes that day.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/174 "2012-07-17T21:44:22Z")

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\*\* Listen pig “Make you own coffee, save a $1,000 a year!” is kind of a stupid observation  
Lumpy Bumpy Dumpity Doo (possible TMI, lump on cooch and other crises)  
Speaking to a Spouse/SO while at Work\*\*

Jeezus, people, take your marital problems home where they belong.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/175 "2012-07-18T01:49:40Z")

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\*\*I remembered my SDMB password after nearly eight years  
Beaver Shot! (No, not what you’re probably thinking) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/176 "2012-07-18T16:40:41Z")

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\*\*I hate Alton Brown more than ever.  
Artists You No Longer Enjoy After Meeting Them In Person \*\*

The great part is that this is entirely accurate.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/177 "2012-07-18T16:44:31Z")

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**How to discourage a bear. (Need answer fast!)  
Very Basic Strength Training Questions.**

Okay, the first thing you have to know about strength training is that it’s generally a good idea to start it well before you have a bear chasing you.

(And the second thing to know is, you don’t have to run faster than the bear; you just have to run faster than your companion.)

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**Author:** ![kmshrader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@kmshrader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kmshrader)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/178 "2012-07-18T17:34:26Z")

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\*\* North Korea has changed the conscription standards  
Who Has The Most Posts On The Dope?\*\*

No, not the Dopers!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/179 "2012-07-18T19:45:54Z")

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\*\*Are there ANY Windows fans out there? (Win8)  
Poll: do you like to drive with the windows down?  
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Only if the fan is off!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-and-the-sequential-threads-are-sleazy/625788/180 "2012-07-18T21:24:20Z")

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**Which will be the next major disease for which a prevention or cure is found?  
Personal Identity**

Yes, it won’t be long before we are all faceless, anonymous cells in the body politic. 🙂

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