# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/1 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")
\*\*This morning I learned never to wear underwear to a hospital Because the Straight Dope tells me so - things learned from the Dope. \*\* Numquam ubi sub ubi! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/2 "2011-06-01T19:06:56Z")
\*\* Me so hungry! Cute newborn kittens… \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/3 "2011-06-01T21:28:55Z")
\*\*If you had to create odds for how the world ends? Proctology… \*\* Yeah, I definitely know where my odds would be pulled from. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/4 "2011-06-01T23:18:05Z")
\*\*What is the most difficult sport to figure out? Anyone for a game of Mornington Crescent? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/5 "2011-06-02T01:31:40Z")
**Proctology… Non-major theme park stuff I have to see in the Orlando area.** Sorry kids, it looks like Mickey’s going to be out of action for awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/6 "2011-06-02T18:12:07Z")
**How does one learn to sell cars? “Mandatory” parole?** That explains a lot about car salesmen. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/7 "2011-06-02T20:58:39Z")
**Racoons under our shed Is this a serious academic paper?** Of course. But it’ll look more professional if titled "_Raccoons Under Our Shed: A Case Report And Review Of the Literature"_. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/8 "2011-06-03T04:33:52Z")
**My SIL Is The Shizzle Fo Rizzle! Unfortunate names of real people** I’m so, so sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/9 "2011-06-03T12:15:56Z")
\*\*So there’s a baby starling in the asparagus fern by the bathtub… Stateless baby finally given Irish citizenship \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/10 "2011-06-03T13:01:23Z")
\*\*Congressman Anthony Weiner: My Twitter account was hacked! The weiner photo is not mine! Lies people tell \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/11 "2011-06-03T14:11:51Z")
\*\*Tell me about great lengths you’ve gone to to avoid irritating people Jack Kevorkian dead at age 83 \*\* By killing them. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/12 "2011-06-03T17:01:48Z")
\*\*State of Emergency declared in Massachusetts Apparently, my interview skills are not just bad, but Lovecraftian \*\* "So what are your 5-year career goals? TO RELEASE YOG SOSOTH UPON THE LAND AND WREAK HAVOC!!!" ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/13 "2011-06-03T18:33:43Z")
\*\*Oddball sensory pleasures Proctology… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/14 "2011-06-03T18:42:53Z")
**What ever happened to that guy…? Question about Facebook** That’s pretty much why it’s there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/15 "2011-06-04T03:04:33Z")
**What food you would expect at a casual summer wedding? I want to gain weight** Hey, where’d the cake go? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/16 "2011-06-04T05:14:24Z")
**People who don’t clean up their doggie poop Human skin is basically leather** “If that idiot doesn’t clean up after his dog one more time…I know where I’m getting my new boots.” **Human skin is basically leather Recurring Dream about my deceased father** You know that stylish handcrafted leather jacket your Mom gave you for Christmas? Well…it turns out you’re haunted, and that Mom and Dad didn’t get along as well as you thought. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/17 "2011-06-04T07:10:12Z")
From GQ: **What took longest to invent? War cows** Despite the fact that cows have been domesticated for millennia, DARPA just rolled out the world’s first war cow last month. First deployments in Afghanistan are expected in early 2012. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/18 "2011-06-04T15:25:50Z")
**People who don’t clean up their doggie poop You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down…** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/19 "2011-06-04T17:47:46Z")
**Human Resources suck cock in hell. Workplace griping, anyone?** Uhm, yeah…bosses suck too! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/20 "2011-06-04T18:43:51Z")
**Christian stance on sex Attorney-Client Privilege** It’s OK for Christian attorneys to screw their clients. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=2)