# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/181 "2011-06-24T13:05:49Z")
\*\* You’re gonna hate me, but… ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/182 "2011-06-24T13:34:46Z")
\*\*ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ Unfortunate names of real people \*\* Paging MR. ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/183 "2011-06-24T14:21:58Z")
\*\*Question for attorneys and politicians only Could you live on meat and mushrooms? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/184 "2011-06-24T14:52:16Z")
**Straight Dope men–what’s your idea of a perfect date? 14 year old daughter [boyfriend advice]** You sickie! Oh, you mean _someone else’s_ 14-year-old daughter, alrighty then. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/185 "2011-06-24T16:03:55Z")
\*\* What are some REALLY obnoxious things people could do? Using math in the real world \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/186 "2011-06-24T16:11:56Z")
**Death by a thousand cuts Death by a thousand paper cuts. Help me choose a UPS.** Yeah, let _them_ wrap the freaking package. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/187 "2011-06-24T17:30:19Z")
**What do you programmers do all day… Job Related Hell** One reason why I’m never going back to IT. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/188 "2011-06-25T01:08:23Z")
\*\*How Bad Was It When You Could Smoke On Public Transit? Ever shit your pants? \*\* Must smelled really bad, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/189 "2011-06-25T02:01:49Z")
**Cyclists 5’4" and under. What do you recommend? Double-A batteries and panties** Ok, I can _almost_ see where you’re going with this… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/190 "2011-06-25T02:07:48Z")
**Pedestrian hit by car… where is his leg? CPR class; a smackabout MMP** Damn, this class must be hardcore! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/191 "2011-06-25T05:44:29Z")
From IMHO: **What’s your toothbrush of choice? It’s Part of Me** Huh. I mean, I have a perfectly nice toothbrush, but I’m not really that passionate about it. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/192 "2011-06-25T07:23:46Z")
\*\*Silver lining of losing kitty… Ever shit your pants? \*\* I’m pretty sure that’s not a silver lining! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/193 "2011-06-25T07:27:19Z")
\*\* With the “end of the world” in 2012 fast approaching, let’s consider… What will really happen if Texas passes the TSA anti-groping bill?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/194 "2011-06-25T07:33:03Z")
**Time has stopped in Canada’s House of Commons - it’s Thursday, June 23rd I’m beginning to feel like it’s all BS.** ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/195 "2011-06-25T18:12:50Z")
\*\*2011 Summer Postcard Exchange The slow demise of the letter “E” \*\* Nxt yar it will b “2012 Summr Postcard Xchang” ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/196 "2011-06-25T18:12:59Z")
**Pedestrian hit by car… where is his leg? Using math in the real world** You could have figured out the trajectory if you’d been better at math. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/197 "2011-06-25T21:46:27Z")
**Dogs running loose in my neighbourhood - how do I protect myself walking? Where did the Longines Symphonette Society go?** That’s it! Carry a victrola with you, put on any Longines Symphonette Society record, and the beasts will run away howling. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/198 "2011-06-25T21:59:14Z")
**I quit my job!! Botox and emotions** **What means this emoticon? \>.\< We had to put our cat down today.** **Tribe meets white man for the first time (video) Tribe meets white man for the first time [1976 video]** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/199 "2011-06-26T05:48:04Z")
**Ever shit your pants? FOX News is centrist and Drudge Report leans to the left? Duh, winning!** Yeah, that’s pretty shocking, all right. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/200 "2011-06-26T05:50:18Z")
**Why can’t children consent to having sex? Glen Beck** He’s a bigger cock-blocker than Chris Hansen. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=11)