# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/201 "2011-06-26T06:02:34Z")
\*\*Grossest thing you’ve heard of in a while (warning, grossness ensues) Bloody sandals! \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/202 "2011-06-26T12:50:45Z")
\*\*What Am I? Guy doing mushrooms \*\* Sounds like guy doing too many 'shrooms to me ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/203 "2011-06-26T15:43:15Z")
**Need travel advice! My trip to India might be unravelling! Does it make sense to buy a car sight unseen 3,000 miles away?** “Owned by a little old lady from New Delhi who only drove it on weekends”. Sounds like a sure thing to me. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/204 "2011-06-26T18:08:44Z")
**Do animals like porn That’s whack** You said it. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/205 "2011-06-26T20:00:30Z")
\*\*How are people so stupid? Cute newborn kittens… \*\* [Kitty!](http://xkcd.com/231/) **We had to put our cat down today. Need alibi for giant gash on forehead/Share tales of conspicuous wounds earned while inebriated** What did you do to that poor cat while you were drunk?! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/206 "2011-06-26T21:18:13Z")
**Suggest make-up for a clown bride Botox and emotions** You wouldn’t want to spoil that giant mouth you draw on by being able to move your face. **Car Idles Low, Then Stalls Direction of the big bang** The back fire will usually be from the rear of the car where most cars have the tail pipe. \*\* Car was turned off but radio still turned on. How? Car Problem: Key stuck in ignition\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/207 "2011-06-26T21:19:42Z")
\*\*With the “end of the world” in 2012 fast approaching, let’s consider… Is The Withdrawal of Surge Troops A Mistake \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/208 "2011-06-26T22:25:54Z")
**Ever shit your pants? Weird car shit** You should’ve worn your pants while driving. \*\*Time has stopped in Canada’s House of Commons - it’s Thursday, June 23rd. 2011 Summer Postcard Exchange \*\* Living in Canada means never having to buy new postcards! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/209 "2011-06-26T22:26:11Z")
**With the “end of the world” in 2012 fast approaching, let’s consider… Will the US become like Europe this century?** They’ll need to get a move on. \*\* Electric clocks may no longer keep accurate time What time you got? (Update)\*\* Eleven twenty-five, give or take… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/210 "2011-06-26T22:48:50Z")
**Been butt-dialed lately? Synonyms For Being Fired, You Never Knew** Pack your stuff, you’re getting butt-dialed. Say what? We no longer require your services so you’re getting butt-dialed. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/211 "2011-06-27T01:58:21Z")
**Electric clocks may no longer keep accurate time Zipper Keeps Falling Down** Will you stop it with this shit? It is **not** the Apocalypse! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/212 "2011-06-27T05:02:54Z")
**Man robs bank for $1 just so he can get health care in jail ! I pit easy Libertarian thinking** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/213 "2011-06-27T05:45:08Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > \*\*Time has stopped in Canada’s House of Commons - it’s Thursday, June 23rd. > 2011 Summer Postcard Exchange \*\* > > Living in Canada means never having to buy new postcards! Apparently. ☹ Postal strike will be over Tuesday… The damage and vindictiveness is just starting. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/214 "2011-06-27T12:31:34Z")
**What was the last vehicle to have a armrest ashtray with the flip open cover? Excrement** Yes, it was the 1991 Ford Excrement, a limited-edition vehicle which also had built-in port-a-potties for the driver and front seat passenger, a drop-down compartment for nose-blowing, an earwax receptacle and trays for collecting finger and toenail clippings. Sales were poor, as most drivers preferred just flipping their bodily waste out the window. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/215 "2011-06-27T13:16:37Z")
\*\*Wow… truth is stranger than fiction - “Could this be happening? A man’s nightmare made real” Zipper Keeps Falling Down \*\* A little dramatic, aren’t we? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/216 "2011-06-27T15:41:25Z")
\*\* Favorite meaningless advertising claims “Indiana Wants Me” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/217 "2011-06-27T17:05:40Z")
\*\*An inspiring story about recovery from mental illness What a way to start being 37 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/218 "2011-06-27T17:09:24Z")
\*\* Michael A. White nd the White Party White Hat or Black Hat? \*\* Guess:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/219 "2011-06-27T18:56:40Z")
\*\*Ask the kimono (and other Japanese stuff) girl Zipper Keeps Falling Down \*\* Voted Most Popular Geisha for 2011. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/220 "2011-06-27T19:14:18Z")
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