# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/261 "2011-07-01T16:52:15Z")
\*\* Commissar is a troll. Worst Principal Ever \*\* Well, he _did_ give us time off for Lenin’s birthday and the May Day parade… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/262 "2011-07-01T18:36:11Z")
\*\*Asteroid Passes Within 7500 Miles Of Us? Parents, “Wow, I wish someone had warned me about that!” \*\* What were we supposed to do? Yell, “DUCK!?” ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/263 "2011-07-01T22:17:12Z")
**Fall River public pool (now with human corpse!) How many people are spending their holiday at the lake or river this year?** All the people, because they can’t use the pool. ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/264 "2011-07-01T22:38:42Z")
**A question I’ve been wanting to ask for years re: Post-coitus glass of water penis dip…** **The Many Flavors of Gatorade** Well, you asked. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/265 "2011-07-01T23:12:01Z")
**Owie! What’s wrong with my foot? Scorpions On A Plane** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/266 "2011-07-02T03:17:35Z")
**Tricky PC diagnosis Private-eye License required for computer repair?** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/267 "2011-07-02T04:57:54Z")
**What processes are unbelievably antiquated? Making offers you don’t want accepted and refusing when you want to accept.** Amen to that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/268 "2011-07-02T15:49:20Z")
**You’ll never guess how I got out of debt! 2011 Summer Postcard Exchange** Yeah, you’d be amazed how many people offer you money to stop sending those &\*(^#! postcards. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/269 "2011-07-02T19:43:08Z")
**Obama’s “New” Counterterrorism Strategy Chiropractors-yea or nea?** Nea. I don’t see how this could possibly work. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/270 "2011-07-02T21:58:11Z")
A couple that have struck me lately in **IMHO** :[ul] [li]How old is too old to become a father?[/li][li]What processes are unbelievably antiquated?[/li][/ul]and[ul] [li]What should I have done? (This thread has boobs folks!)[/li][li]How do you keep your glasses from fogging up[/li][/ul](Must be the aspect of Mars and Neptune — usually I don’t notice these.) ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/271 "2011-07-04T00:08:46Z")
**Ask the Local TV News Videographer What would you do if you witnessed someone physically abusing his girlfriend?** Well, if I thought it would be sensational I’d take out my camera and start rolling. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/272 "2011-07-04T14:46:11Z")
**Straus-Kahn case falling apart. Duke lacrosse, etc.? Bribing people to sterilise themselves, Part 2: Get the snip, win a blender says India.** Only a limited solution, if you ask me. For one thing, I bet this guy can afford to buy a blender. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/273 "2011-07-04T18:28:52Z")
**Fish tacos** _Carnac opens the envelope_ \*\*What Are You Cooking Now? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/274 "2011-07-05T02:05:48Z")
\*\*Strep Throat from Hell “A green tongue?” This is a thing? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/275 "2011-07-05T03:11:17Z")
**Drink A Shot Every Time You Hear “Fireworks” By Katy Perry This Weekend! Ever see a fiddle with a man’s head on the peghead?** No. Guess I’ll need a few more shots first. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/276 "2011-07-05T05:56:09Z")
**How effective is corporal punishment in correcting children’s misbehavior? Not intending to hurt doesn’t take away the hurt** ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/277 "2011-07-05T12:29:35Z")
\*\*I am a Communist. I love bad/odd translations… \*\* I don’t think _Das Kapital_ says quite what you think it does. \*\*Would you look at this?! led zeppelin and rice cookers \*\* Not often you see those together at a concert. \*\* My friend has ‘convicts’ living in her house I think I really missed out on something. \*\* Nothing you would actually enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/278 "2011-07-05T12:29:45Z")
**Good Candidate For Rapture Bedbugs!** There’ll be scratching when they call the roll up yonder. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/279 "2011-07-05T12:35:24Z")
The Straight Dope Answerbot finally crashes: \*\*What’s wrong with my Dawn Redwood? Unknown tree\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/280 "2011-07-05T16:28:14Z")
\*\*Why are the stars on the Republican elephant upside-down? Fireworks \*\* Naw, I’m pretty sure they’re not fireworks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=15)