# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/281 "2011-07-05T16:46:04Z")
**Poll: Have you ever used your sock to masturbate? Tell me about your breast reduction** That does it. Everybody head over to ATMB to demand that Ed Zotti start a TMI Forum. Other suggested threads: Do you pick your nose with your right or left hand? Discuss your bestiality dos and don’ts. What fun things did you do when you had a colostomy? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/282 "2011-07-05T17:00:24Z")
**Where does the electricity on ones body go when we die? Dinosaur Farts** Indeed, the big die-off of these giant reptiles triggered the Methanaceous Era, lasting 14,000,000 years and during which the air was indescribably foul, with spontaneous combustion a daily occurrence. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/283 "2011-07-05T17:28:49Z")
**Dinosaur Farts Bedbugs! MAYO** Do you want that on white, wheat, or rye? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/284 "2011-07-05T18:05:04Z")
\*\*what are your favorite foodie shows? What are your favorite summertime libations? Favourite ice cream/sorbet recipes \*\* I see a theme here, and it sounds, and tastes, good to me. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/285 "2011-07-05T18:11:23Z")
\*\*Tell me some interesting trivia that no one else knows at the SDMB The “close door” button on elevators-DOES NOTHING\*\* Well, it’s news to me. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/286 "2011-07-05T20:16:24Z")
**My dog purrs MAYO** Now, that’s just gross. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/287 "2011-07-05T21:50:14Z")
**The disappearance of Lauren Spierer Ask the Show/Pet Rat Breeder** Willard the movie. Ben did it. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/288 "2011-07-06T03:49:53Z")
**Is cursing / threatening by my neighbor ‘free speech’? Not intending to hurt doesn’t take away the hurt** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/289 "2011-07-06T09:35:19Z")
The Pit: **Holder CIA Witch Hunt comes up without witches…bitches. One Crazy Bitch** But they only found _one_! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/290 "2011-07-06T12:29:13Z")
\*\*Legality of Oral Sex in various countries Riding for free on the GO train. \*\* Well that’s the first time I’ve heard it called _that_! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/291 "2011-07-06T12:50:33Z")
\*\* What, exactly, kills you when you leap off of a high bridge into water? Multiple adults from the same larva\*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/292 "2011-07-06T13:34:11Z")
\*\*I would like to propose a toast… Great moments in homeowner stupidity \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/293 "2011-07-06T16:11:17Z")
\*\*I had my mare inseminated yesterday I’m pregnant, but I fear it’s doomed. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/294 "2011-07-06T16:11:20Z")
**Goateed Dopers, help me tame my goatee, please. I need help finding a dress to wear to a wedding!** Wear a low-cut dress, it’ll set off the goatee nicely. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/295 "2011-07-06T16:30:09Z")
\*\*Is Hitting Ever Okay? The “I’ll be damned, it actually works” helpful tip thread \*\* Hey! I solved something! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/296 "2011-07-06T21:04:47Z")
\*\*English pronunciation of ‘avoirdupois’ Реклама \*\* 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/297 "2011-07-06T21:04:58Z")
**My dead uncle’s last words How do you finish the sentence: "It’s so hot that…"** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/298 "2011-07-07T03:17:20Z")
**So it looks like I’m going dairy-free (culinary advice) Basil!** That’s right, when you can’t have dairy, basil is a great substitute. **Food Network Star, Season 7 Poll: Would you eat vat-grown meat?** Because that’s what you’re going to be making for the next challenge. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/299 "2011-07-07T08:50:28Z")
\*\*My dead uncle’s last words Strep Throat from Hell \*\* Boy I’ll say! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/300 "2011-07-07T11:11:00Z")
**Repairing a motorcycle fairing Using the Grand Jury…** No, the Grand Jury can only decide whether there’s enough pieces left for a fairing trial. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=16)