# Summertime Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/301 "2011-07-07T17:33:50Z")

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**Kung Fu Last Night.**  
**…with Lesbians!**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/302 "2011-07-07T21:36:15Z")

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I imagine the …with Lesbians! will get quite a lot of mileage.

\*\*So what are the 4 things [you can never eat to get a flat abdomen?]  
Modular cabin building material?  
\*\*  
Yeah, but if you don’t care about your abs, I say go for that concrete!

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**Author:** ![FrancisCastle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b4bc9f/32.png) [@FrancisCastle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrancisCastle)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/303 "2011-07-07T21:45:53Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> I imagine the …with Lesbians! will get quite a lot of mileage.

When I clicked on the New Posts link:

\*\*Sock Puppet Theater  
…with lesbians! \*\*

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/304 "2011-07-07T22:31:19Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> I imagine the …with Lesbians! will get quite a lot of mileage.

The possibilities are endless:

**Help me get addicted to a new series  
…with Lesbians!**

**What’s the funniest YouTube clip?  
…with Lesbians!**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/305 "2011-07-07T23:09:36Z")

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**Poll: Favorite Brady Bunch member?  
…with lesbians!**

My money’s on [Marcia](http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4700000/Marcia-Brady-the-brady-bunch-4754027-305-450.jpg).

\*\* Are you ever moved to tears by music?  
Recommend cold, sterile, vaguely menacing artwork\*\*

SOB! I cried my eyes out over Schoenberg, but [Cesar Baldaccini](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dtZkYJTYXuc/TMrBelLaCjI/AAAAAAAAAhg/pKVMQNrBoJg/s1600/cesar-baldaccini-le-pouce-1965.jpg) makes me weep TORRENTS!!!

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/306 "2011-07-07T23:24:24Z")

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\*\*Growing Hops  
…with lesbians!  
\*\*

We’re probably gonna get more mileage out of the “with lesbians!” thread than even the falling down zipper one 😃

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**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/307 "2011-07-08T00:43:01Z")

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Yes, as apparently we are now being asked to  
**Recommend cold, sterile, vaguely menacing artwork  
…with lesbians!**

(Actually, that sounds pretty awesome.)

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/308 "2011-07-08T01:52:38Z")

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**Phone interview for job  
Choose between 10,000 random people dying, or 100 innocents you choose.**

And if you choose correctly, you get the job.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/309 "2011-07-08T02:09:09Z")

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\*\* Okra - on the grill!  
…with lesbians!  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/310 "2011-07-08T02:39:40Z")

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**Khaaaaannnnnn!!!  
…with lesbians!**

Yes, please.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/311 "2011-07-08T06:33:28Z")

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**Signs you use to assess a person’s intelligence   
Ask the guy who hasn’t yet blown his hand off in a drunken 4th of July accident**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/312 "2011-07-08T06:48:14Z")

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**Poor/unemployed/homeless people with cell phones  
Make 2 million dollars last**

I don’t know. How many minutes is that?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/313 "2011-07-08T13:20:10Z")

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**Signs you use to assess a person’s intelligence  
Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with.**

How stupid! You should always carry an Epi-Pen in those situations.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/314 "2011-07-08T13:39:44Z")

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\*\*George R.R. Martin’s querky English  
Aussie slang - whats a WAG girl?  
…with lesbians! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/315 "2011-07-08T13:55:00Z")

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\*\*Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with.  
People can’t control their giggling? I disagree. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/316 "2011-07-08T14:09:54Z")

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\*\*Recommend cold, sterile, vaguely menacing artwork  
**Mr. Excellent**  
Who was hotter In their prime, Robert Plant v. Roger Daltry v. Mick Jagger?  
\*\*  
Well let’s just say that none of them will be hanging on Mr. Excellent’s wall.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/317 "2011-07-08T14:15:23Z")

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\*\*Ridiculous: when did this happen?  
Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/318 "2011-07-08T14:18:16Z")

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\*\*Funny vanity plates you’ve seen lately  
I am getting shot in the neck with laser beams tomorrow \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/319 "2011-07-08T16:23:20Z")

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**I got a new job! (Ettiquette advice, please!)  
Customer is always right.**

You’re all set.

\*\* People can’t control their giggling? I disagree.  
[Ask the Funeral Director who’s a] New Member \*\*

Do a proper job of embalming, and there’s much less risk of uncontrollable giggling.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/320 "2011-07-08T17:01:40Z")

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**We do not give animals enough credit (VIDEO)  
Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with.**

Agent Spot: your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to seduce the target and disable her so that she can no longer work on the enemy’s systems. We have made arrangements for your introduction through certain bulletin boards and websites…

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