# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/341 "2011-07-11T14:51:50Z")
\*\* Describe a work with a truncated title. Khaaaaannnnnn!!! \*\* The orginal title was Khaaaaannnnnn!!! \*\*Stuff your surgeon doesn’t tell you Oh, Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me \*\* Be thankful your surgeon doesn’t tell you that. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/342 "2011-07-11T16:30:55Z")
**Coney Island Nathan’s Hotdog Eating Contest 2011 Nice hurling video, fastest grass game** I can certainly see how a hot dog eating contest could lead to some hurling, but where does grass come into it? Is it a dog-eat-dog contest? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/343 "2011-07-11T18:50:20Z")
**Go to first new post Ask the guy with 8 kids Be My Dating Coach** Sounds like you don’t _need_ a dating coach… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/344 "2011-07-11T18:50:50Z")
**Poll: Which “Main” US Interstate Highways have you travelled? Have you ever had a hallucination?** Well, the Antichrist kept trying to pass me on the right on I-80. But after I ran him off the road a few times they took away my license, so I don’t have that problem anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/345 "2011-07-11T18:59:27Z")
**Ask the guy with 8 kids Be My Dating Coach** Sounds like you don’t _need_ a dating coach… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/346 "2011-07-11T21:22:54Z")
**Be My Dating Coach Choose between 10,000 random people dying, or 100 innocents you choose.** Wow, I didn’t realize Cthulhu _needed_ a dating coach. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/347 "2011-07-11T21:56:16Z")
\*\*What would have happened had the Night of the Long Knives been pointed the other way? Fast & Furious…Exit? \*\* Do you know who _else_ had a fast and furious exit? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/348 "2011-07-11T23:45:39Z")
\*\*Why do I feel sick in the morning? Raw eggs in beer \*\* Yeah, that’d do it. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/349 "2011-07-12T06:06:53Z")
\*\*If you do not keep a plunger in your bathroom, I will improvise. Buried treasure? \*\* Uh, not quite. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/350 "2011-07-12T12:19:19Z")
\*\*Why do I feel sick in the morning? USB/Autorun virus \*\* There are two problems with this answer a) people don’t get computer viruses b) You stuck the USB stick where? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/351 "2011-07-12T13:16:42Z")
Partial repetition, with a twist: **Oh, Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me Dont be Shy…Please! If you do not keep a plunger in your bathroom, I will improvise.** Roto-Rooter Man finally crosses the line. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/352 "2011-07-12T14:06:49Z")
\*\*Do I have an ethical obligation to resign from my government job? Would a cat do this? \*\* Probably. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/353 "2011-07-12T14:44:39Z")
\*\* Ask the guy with 8 kids Would a cat do this? \*\* I’ve know cats to have a litter of eight. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/354 "2011-07-12T15:15:11Z")
**Cruising while pregnant? Would a cat do this?** “…mrrrow…eight for the price of one, big boy…” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/355 "2011-07-12T16:52:36Z")
\*\* Whats the worst sound you can think of? Using the word “female” as a noun \*\* Kind of over-reacting, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/356 "2011-07-12T18:26:26Z")
**I just rode my bicycle into town and back! No Pants!** I love the feel of the wind… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/357 "2011-07-12T18:52:55Z")
\*\*What’s the word for… The bright-light splotch in my vision \*\* “The Sun”. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/358 "2011-07-12T19:50:10Z")
**Would you ever be angry enough to cut off an ex’s penis? Be My Dating Coach** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/359 "2011-07-12T19:54:13Z")
**3D Printer? No Pants!** Sorry, your butt doesn’t look any better in a 3D print. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/360 "2011-07-12T20:34:19Z")
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