# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/361 "2011-07-12T23:16:18Z")
**Men- Which of these would you rather be forced to fight?** **Dirty old skanks at the gym** That qualifies, right - I mean they don’t have to be one right after the other, right? Thanks Q ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/362 "2011-07-13T01:04:05Z")
**Question for Horticulturist, Landscaper, Gardener, etc… Ever Had a Cat Go Missing?** Look under the rhododendrons. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/363 "2011-07-13T02:29:28Z")
From IMHO: Poll: **Private Christian school ethical question Would you ever be angry enough to cut off your ex’s penis?** Well, the LORD would definitely _not_ approve: > [@](#): > > [Deuteronomy 25:11-12](http://classic.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2025:11-12&version=NIV): If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/364 "2011-07-13T12:23:17Z")
\*\*Tell me about Indian (Iyer) weddings Cruising while pregnant? \*\* I knew the bride when she used to rock n’ roll. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/365 "2011-07-13T12:31:32Z")
**Whats the worst sound you can think of? Help me clip my dog’s claws** You’ll get some bad sounds, but to top that you should try putting in eardrops. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/366 "2011-07-13T12:34:46Z")
\*\*Generally, what would you rather see more of to handle the government deficit? Visible tattoos - Are they as damaging as they sound? \*\* To the reputation or to the deficit? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/367 "2011-07-13T14:29:16Z")
\*\*Too Damn Hot or Not Hot Enough: July Minirants Dirty old skanks at the gym \*\* My guess is “not hot enough”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/368 "2011-07-13T16:29:26Z")
\*\*TV show creator and producer Sherwood Schwartz dead at 94 Poll: Favorite Brady Bunch member? \*\* Lovely tribute thread (Scwartz created The Brady Bunch) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/369 "2011-07-13T18:22:16Z")
\*\*Idiotic car modifications Thong underwear. Why? \*\* Natural successor to the Car Bra. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/370 "2011-07-13T18:22:27Z")
**How to deactivate a cat Fiona the cat explores the yard Funny Kitty Videos No Pants!** I sense a trend here… but cats have never worn pants! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/371 "2011-07-13T19:11:30Z")
From the Front Page of the BBC \*\* 4: Why do some Americanisms irritate people? 5: US woman cuts off husband’s penis\*\* That would a little bit irritating :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/372 "2011-07-13T23:17:21Z")
\*\* How to deactivate a cat Mail order chickens\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/373 "2011-07-14T00:19:53Z")
**Help me clip my dog’s claws Would you ever be angry enough to cut off your ex’s penis?** Uh, on second thought I’ll clip his claws myself, thanks for offering to help, really. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/374 "2011-07-14T01:26:33Z")
**I Inadvertently Turned My Youngest Son Into Charlie Sheen! Should I let my daughter get her navel pierced?** At this point in your parenting career, a navel piercing is the least of your worries. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/375 "2011-07-14T13:13:31Z")
\*\*Baseball metaphors for sex - what do other countries use? Muscle spasm on back of head \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/376 "2011-07-14T14:06:58Z")
Separated by the “Summertime Sequential Threads” thread: **Headlines you’d think you’d never read: Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with** ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/377 "2011-07-14T14:13:16Z")
\*\*Headlines you’d think you’d never read: Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with. \*\* ETA dangit, ninja’d by **Annie- Xmas!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/378 "2011-07-14T17:47:33Z")
**Baseball metaphors for sex - what do other countries use? Why does the space shuttle make crackling noises during ascent?** Cute set of metaphors there (sounds like you folks could use more lubricant). :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/379 "2011-07-14T21:06:24Z")
\*\*Ask the Show/Pet Rat Breeder Please Stop Trying to give Me Your Pets! \*\* I guess some breeders market more aggressively than others. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/380 "2011-07-14T21:45:03Z")
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