# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/21 "2011-06-04T22:37:27Z")
**Spiders. Hundreds of spiders. Too mini for the BBQ Pit…a rant** Damned things keep falling through the grill! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/22 "2011-06-04T23:14:37Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **Spiders. Hundreds of spiders. > Too mini for the BBQ Pit…a rant** > > Damned things keep falling through the grill! :mad: [hijack] You just reminded me of something that happened years ago. I was heating up a burner on a stove, when a moth flew in under the burner and then died trying to get back out.[/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/23 "2011-06-04T23:25:02Z")
**Alcoholic neighbor driving around 1 Gurkha soldier vs. 30 Taliban** Well, the alcohol explains where he gets his courage from. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/24 "2011-06-05T00:24:32Z")
**1 Gurkha soldier vs. 30 Taliban Spiders. Hundreds of spiders.** Looks like the odds just got worse. Although _The Gurkha Versus the Spiders_ sounds like it would have made for a great B&W monster movie. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/25 "2011-06-05T02:33:11Z")
**My cat is fat, pt III Spiders. Hundreds of spiders.** It’s hard to stop at one bowl of Frisky’s Spider Buffet. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/26 "2011-06-05T02:36:07Z")
\*\*Alcoholic neighbor driving around We need more kids like this!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/27 "2011-06-05T05:31:10Z")
**What’s for dinner tonight? Coleslaw turned to Sauerkraut** Yuck! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/28 "2011-06-06T02:04:46Z")
**Staying Single into Old Age To those about to Wed: some advice** Wait till you’re 75 - then you’ll know it’s love and not them teeny-bopper hormones. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/29 "2011-06-06T14:56:36Z")
\*\*Neutron star material brough to earth - Why does it expand? Massive student loans \*\* Yup, if it weren’t for the gravity of the loans, it would surely stay compact. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/30 "2011-06-06T16:27:18Z")
\*\*Tunes The Beatles MIGHT Have Done (Covered) “I had to throw it back because it was starting to stink”\<–from what? \*\* From the White Album, I believe. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/31 "2011-06-06T17:14:17Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*Tunes The Beatles MIGHT Have Done (Covered) > “I had to throw it back because it was starting to stink”\<–from what? > \*\* > > From the White Album, I believe. No, that was “Why Don’t We Run Over It In The Road”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/32 "2011-06-06T18:15:34Z")
**Songs you used to like until you really listened to the lyrics In the year 2525…** Yeah, I thought it was fantabulous until I figured out what they were singing. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/33 "2011-06-06T18:20:24Z")
**What took longest to invent? Wood for a boat?** “Neanderthal make boat from stones, dirt, bones - all sink! What you mean, make from wood? You very stupid!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/34 "2011-06-06T18:29:14Z")
\*\*What kind of driving offers the best fuel economy per time? War cows \*\* Yup, they don’t use ANY gasoline! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/35 "2011-06-06T21:51:24Z")
**Write Sarah Palin’s Next History Lecture My niece has run off and joined the circus!** **What kind of fighting does the Danish Army do… Real or fake flyby?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/36 "2011-06-07T01:35:25Z")
\*\*What’s for dinner tonight? So I just tried Kraft Dinner for the first time. \*\* I’m sorry. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/37 "2011-06-07T05:01:24Z")
\*\*moderate, rather humble earthquake Spiders. Hundreds of spiders. \*\* :eek: They’ve been released from the pits of hell! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/38 "2011-06-07T10:32:23Z")
**To All My Doper Friends: Mission Accomplished! Man (or alien?) made structure on Mars?** Ha! Suck it up, NASA! \*\*What kind of fighting does the Danish Army do… War cows \*\* Udderly invincible. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/39 "2011-06-07T13:01:40Z")
\*\* Daddy is watching the children. I may sleep for 16 straight hours\*\* Little gremlins give you a rough time, Mama? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/40 "2011-06-07T16:35:13Z")
\*\*Things that make you feel old War cows \*\* yup, in my day we rode warhorses, dammit! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=3)