# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/381 "2011-07-15T00:06:09Z")
**What’s your favourite English words Thong underwear. Why?** Oh, just wondering. And… interesting choice. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/382 "2011-07-15T01:45:35Z")
**Ask the Show/Pet Rat Breeder How to deactivate a cat** It’s one of the first skills they teaching you at rat breeding school **Mods, how do you rate the dopers? Some kind of radio broadcast while reading in threads?** This is why I always keep my computer wrapped in tin foil. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/383 "2011-07-15T13:18:58Z")
\*\*How to Get Back With Your Ex-Girlfriend Oh, Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me \*\* That’s right, a little sweet talk will work wonders. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/384 "2011-07-15T14:46:24Z")
\*\*Have any serial killers used martial arts? Be My Dating Coach \*\* If your date shows up in a ninja outfit and can’t stop talking about how he’s Ted Bundy’s biggest fan, maybe you should take things slow. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/385 "2011-07-15T16:30:41Z")
\*\* activities with a 1 in 10K chance of death Are Attached Yahoo Text Files Safe?\*\* Don’t worry, they’re perfectly sa ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/386 "2011-07-15T16:55:20Z")
\*\*Austrian Atheist Wins Right To Wear Spaghetti Strainer As Religious Headgear What’s a “spiritual person”? \*\* In Austria, anybody. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/387 "2011-07-15T17:02:39Z")
**Austrian Atheist Wins Right To Wear Spaghetti Strainer As Religious Headgear What’s a “spiritual person”?** A crockpot? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/388 "2011-07-15T17:53:07Z")
\*\*What actor/actress has played the most real people? …with lesbians! Please Stop Trying to give Me Your Pets! Ask the Show/Pet Rat Breeder \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/389 "2011-07-15T19:30:44Z")
\*\*The real me…honestly this time. No Pants! \*\* A little too honest… \*\*Body or Mind? Would it bother you to have sex with someone whose mind, but not body, is not the sex you prefer? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/390 "2011-07-15T19:44:08Z")
\*\* Are Kids Getting Better? …with lesbians! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/391 "2011-07-15T20:50:27Z")
**I may be able to explain the Republicans The Intellectual Property of Macaques** So that’s why they are acting like a bunch of monkeys! \*\* How I think welfare money should be distributed Noam Chomsky\*\* Wouldn’t the poor guy get worn out? \*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day RO: Eight year old boy murdered and dismembered Stupid Democratic Idea of the Day Wife chops off husband’s penis and grinds it up in garbage disposal \*\* OK, look. I know you two parties are competitive and all. But _come on_. ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/392 "2011-07-15T21:54:32Z")
\*\*Summertime Sequential Threads …with lesbians! \*\* Lesbians make everything better, even sequential threads. **Oh, good! A New Constitutional Theory of Privacy! …with lesbians!** I would think lesbians might appreciate a new theory of privacy. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/393 "2011-07-15T22:36:24Z")
**Why is the economy still shit? The Intellectual Property of Macaques** We should never have let monkeys buy up so many copyrights. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/394 "2011-07-16T01:59:24Z")
**Does the Tropes site have a page for this? Spinach: Tastes great but the texture kills me. Tips?** That’s a terrible trope. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/395 "2011-07-16T02:13:51Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Austrian Atheist Wins Right To Wear Spaghetti Strainer As Religious Headgear > What’s a “spiritual person”?** > > A crockpot? That’s “crackpot”. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/396 "2011-07-16T04:50:21Z")
**Foods that you found unexpectedly easy to make. …with lesbians!** They kept talking about hair pie, but they wouldn’t share the recipe. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/397 "2011-07-16T16:11:04Z")
**I just had an MRI Let the renovations begin** > [@Sunspace](#): > > That’s “crackpot”. No, [it’s not.](http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20091015crockpot.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/398 "2011-07-16T17:13:25Z")
**Why didn’t any of you bastards tell me how wonderful DOCTOR WHO is? …with lesbians!** ETA: \*\*Startling discovery: It _is_ hard to make new friends as an adult. “Anything’s possible” - No, it freakin’ isn’t! \*\* Well, with an attitude like _that…_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/399 "2011-07-16T17:55:23Z")
**Full Moon Lunacy Walt Disney’s corpse** When I heard there was going to be a new Disney zombie movie, I didn’t expect _this_. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/400 "2011-07-16T18:25:15Z")
\*\*What Are You Cooking Now? …with lesbians! \*\* I don’t cook with lesbians. They can be a little tough. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=21)