# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/421 "2011-07-18T15:03:43Z")
I was just waiting for these two to line up: \*\* Neighbors spying on you? I’m not in the habit of spying on my neighbors, but . . . \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/422 "2011-07-18T16:38:15Z")
\*\*Stupid Democratic Idea of the Day Stupid Republican idea of the day Too Damn Hot or Not Hot Enough: July Minirants \*\* Blue isn’t hot, red is! Or is that the other way around like in stars? I’m so confused! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/423 "2011-07-18T16:42:16Z")
**What happens to old twitter posts? Does odor have mass?** Yeah, when enough Twitter posts pile up, they have to be deleted because of the stench. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/424 "2011-07-18T17:32:42Z")
\*\*Murdoch Schadenfrude Is it pretentious to change one’s name? \*\* One doesn’t need to changes one’s name to be pretentious. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/425 "2011-07-18T19:57:11Z")
**Tell us about your Really Kinky Fantasies This Marine got a date with Mila Kunis.** Shaping up to be a really memorable Marine Corps Ball, huh? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/426 "2011-07-18T20:20:38Z")
A thread title & last-post-to-thread combo: \*\* When Is Rebellion/Revolution Justified? Attack from the 3rd dimension \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/427 "2011-07-18T22:05:37Z")
**What’s a “spiritual person”? Austrian Atheist Wins Right To Wear Spaghetti Strainer As Religious Headgear** “I’m not _religious_, I have a personal relationship with the Flying Spaghetti Monster!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/428 "2011-07-19T01:03:31Z")
\*\* Do you think it is reasonable for taxpayers to pay $113 BILLION a year for Illegals/Anchor Babies? …with lesbians!\*\* Very, very reasonable! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/429 "2011-07-19T03:01:32Z")
\*\*CNN’s Piers Morgan - will he get dragged down next? …with lesbians! \*\* **Supervillain:** “You have failed me! Throw him into the lesbian pit!” **Minion:** “Don’t you mean scorpion pit?” **Supervillain:** “What? Don’t be silly, who wants to watch a bunch of\* scorpions\* crawl all over each other? I’m villainous, not stupid.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/430 "2011-07-19T03:38:47Z")
**Do Black People Taste Different Then White People? How can I get rid of the pudding mix from this cookie recipe?** :eek: Cannibal cookbook! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/431 "2011-07-19T13:08:55Z")
**Mundane things you’ve done but probably will never do again What the hell ever happened to the white American man?** Whatever you did, you’ll never get the chance to do it again. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/432 "2011-07-19T13:45:42Z")
\*\*What’s your Employers 401K Matching Policy? What’s your Employers 401K Matching Policy? \*\* Apparently they have a policy of matching Straight Dope threads. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/433 "2011-07-19T14:03:08Z")
**Best way to kill fish? I have a truckload of bacon!** Bacon is good for many things, but not fish killing. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/434 "2011-07-19T14:05:03Z")
\*_Creative Artist That You Originally Really Liked, That You Then Burned Out On The Fastest? Beverly Sills at Eight Years Old! \*\* Wow, that_ is \*fast. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/435 "2011-07-19T17:34:50Z")
\*\*What’s under Marilyn’s Dress? Pepsi’s new ad campaign Commonplace situations in which you don’t know how to act. Shaving is hard\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/436 "2011-07-19T19:50:56Z")
**Poll: Least favorite Harry Potter movie Olive/Pimento/Mac and Cheese Loaf. Who buys it?** Well, it beat the hell out of _Harry Potter and the Deathly Liverwurst & Onions_. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/437 "2011-07-19T21:45:03Z")
**How Can I Get Over Fear of Growing Up? Puppies** Puppies–not just for little kids. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/438 "2011-07-19T22:13:07Z")
**Does anybody roll their own cigarettes? Puppies** But… how? They don’t have thumbs! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/439 "2011-07-20T01:34:43Z")
**Do Black People Taste Different Then White People? Asian Cooking and corn (maize)** :eek: Even more cannibal cooking! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/440 "2011-07-20T01:38:19Z")
**Give unsolicited advice to a random dude with a nasty newly-ex-wife Treatment for Genital Warts** That _is_ nasty! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=23)