# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/461 "2011-07-21T17:56:07Z")
\*\* Quidditch on college campuses …with lesbians!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/462 "2011-07-21T18:03:38Z")
**No Funds to cover paycheck—What are my alternatives? Could a 10-12-foot-long crocodile crush a human skull?** The Crocodile Collection Agency is rarely asked for proof. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/463 "2011-07-21T19:42:44Z")
Well, I guess it hasn’t been played out yet. **Obnoxious music drowning out dialogue …with Lesbians!** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/464 "2011-07-21T20:08:15Z")
\*\*The one thing your spouse does that drives you nuts? Brick tied to man’s penis as punishment \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/465 "2011-07-21T21:51:35Z")
**Puppies A Mysterious Mowing MMP** _I’m looking over My dead dog Rover Who was just run over With a power mower…_ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/466 "2011-07-21T22:53:36Z")
**Bachmann announces she’s running Drug Tests For Welfare Recipients?** Why doe this not surprise me? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/467 "2011-07-21T23:46:18Z")
**I need a mannequin. Craigslist retired nut jobs** What’s the matter - they’ll only sell to a good home? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/468 "2011-07-22T13:05:54Z")
\*\* I was not very impressed with Godfather 2 Dotting the tops of fruit pies with butter\*\* Yeah, that doesn’t have the visual impact of sending your enemy a fish wrapped in newspaper. “Hyman Roth sleeps with the crust. What the f… is this?” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/469 "2011-07-22T14:08:37Z")
\*\*Fuck Steve Jobs, fuck Apple Gee, that does sound kinda hot! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/470 "2011-07-22T16:18:10Z")
\*\*You know you’re getting old when… Steve McQueen finally has a gender! \*\* Yup, I remember when he was androgynous! I remember where I was when I heard the news he had a gender. I was wearing an onion, which was the style at the time… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/471 "2011-07-22T18:27:52Z")
**Resolved: Religious people are crazy. What now? Prison Rape** I mean, one just _obviously_ follows from the other. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/472 "2011-07-22T19:52:27Z")
\*\* Ladies, what men’s cologne drives you absolutely wild? Graves’ Disease\*\* “Yes, I get palpitations and all sweaty and anxious when he’s around, gosh knows why.” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/473 "2011-07-22T20:01:57Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*Fuck Steve Jobs, fuck Apple > Gee, that does sound kinda hot! > \*\* _curses_ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/474 "2011-07-22T21:16:12Z")
\*\*so my wife just left me… Visiting Pittsburgh – any recommendations? \*\* Look for a new one? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/475 "2011-07-22T21:33:09Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > **Resolved: Religious people are crazy. What now? > Prison Rape** > > I mean, one just _obviously_ follows from the other. Now it’s **Resolved: Atheists are wrong. What now? Prison Rape** Stoning or burning at the stake would be more traditional. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/476 "2011-07-22T23:21:24Z")
\*\*My cat got a furball from the octopus! Gee, that does sound kinda hot! \*\* Only if you like Hello Cthulhu. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/477 "2011-07-23T00:21:50Z")
**Ladies, what men’s cologne drives you absolutely wild? Constipation** Someone ought to shoot their marketing department. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/478 "2011-07-23T06:39:36Z")
**Constipation Is it just me or have things been circling the drain recently** Actually I thought you had the opposite problem. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/479 "2011-07-23T14:32:39Z")
\*\*The Cat’s Litter Box ~ Increase Local Storage \*\* I don’t think that’s a good idea… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/480 "2011-07-23T18:05:37Z")
**Amy Winehouse is dead What Are You Cooking Now?** Amy Winehouse’s head. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=25)