# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/481 "2011-07-23T21:28:30Z")
\*\*If Doper “A” married Doper “B”, you’d get… Bakers Dozen \*\* Nothing says loving, like something from the oven. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/482 "2011-07-23T21:32:30Z")
That’s why some Dopers shouldn’t take seriously, what others are poking in fun. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/483 "2011-07-23T22:32:44Z")
**Why is sex more objectionable than violence? Any random Doper encounters?** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/484 "2011-07-24T00:40:11Z")
\*\*The Cat’s Litter Box ~ Does Anyone Still Have a Butler? \*\* What, butlers will take care of that as well? Sign me up for one! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/485 "2011-07-24T04:32:39Z")
**Why does it smell like swiss cheese behind my ears? Little Stevie blunder** “Steve? Steve! _What_ did you do to me while I was asleep?!” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/486 "2011-07-24T05:51:37Z")
**For Those Who Have Undergone Hypnosis The TV’s in Esperonto** Don’t get too upset. In a few minutes I’ll snap my fingers and you’ll hear it in English again. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/487 "2011-07-24T08:53:59Z")
**Quick, what’s the first thing that pops into your head when you hear the word “Denmark”? Making money on the internet** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/488 "2011-07-24T12:19:43Z")
\*\*Why is sex more objectionable than violence? I’m doing it for charity. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/489 "2011-07-24T14:36:57Z")
**How can I get over the fear of growing old and dying? Gee, that does sound kinda hot!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/490 "2011-07-24T14:43:03Z")
**Anybody ever notice that their freshly expressed breast milk has a greenish or bluish hue to it? Of dog meat and desperate times…** Sorry honey, Mama’s a bit off color today. Have some nice Airedale instead? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/491 "2011-07-25T05:12:00Z")
**What are the best “classic” Doctor Who serials(1963-1989)? …with lesbians!** Oh wow, I don’t remember any lesbian episodes. I’m going to have to start re-watching my collection. ---
**Author:** ![RoeCocoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@RoeCocoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoeCocoa)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/492 "2011-07-25T05:23:29Z")
**Lurkers: Say something Okay, so I’m standing in line and, wow, boobies!** :dubious: Say something else. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/493 "2011-07-25T13:48:12Z")
\*\*The one thing your spouse does that drives you nuts? Tramadol for premature ejaculation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/494 "2011-07-25T15:44:35Z")
\*\* Great White Shark jumps into researcher’s boat There’s a turtle in my front yard \*\* Worse attempt at oneupmanship ever. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/495 "2011-07-25T21:04:46Z")
\*\*Deadly Australian critters Let them eat Brioche \*\* Taz ain’t gonna settle for no pastry. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/496 "2011-07-25T21:26:03Z")
\*\*What’s your debt ceiling endgame prediction? Sociopathic behavior \*\* Too late! ---
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/497 "2011-07-25T22:22:14Z")
**Our Wedding Day** **Going on a Nerd Cruise** Hey, whatever floats your boat! Bri2k ---
**Author:** ![RoeCocoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@RoeCocoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoeCocoa)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/498 "2011-07-26T05:05:37Z")
**So, ever find a body? What options are there if you want a small cooler but don’t have electricity** Need answer fast? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/499 "2011-07-26T06:51:02Z")
**So my wife just left me… Windows is checking for a solution to the problem.** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/500 "2011-07-26T07:57:55Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **So my wife just left me… > Windows is checking for a solution to the problem.** Now it’s: \*\*So my wife just left me… Windows is checking for a solution to the problem. Puppies \*\* Solution found! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=26)