# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/501 "2011-07-26T10:54:15Z")
**So my wife just left me…** Awwww… ☹ **Puppies** AWWWWWWW!!! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/502 "2011-07-26T13:19:08Z")
**Who Was That Arab Philosopher That Decided Life Was Pointless? Why are the fire hydrants locked at my Home Depot?** What’s the point? :(:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/503 "2011-07-26T15:01:05Z")
\*\* “We were on a break!” …with lesbians! \*\* To sum up Ross Gellar’s love life. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/504 "2011-07-26T16:27:23Z")
\*\*Why do the Israelis build settlements? Catholic Tradition \*\* Hmmmm, maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/505 "2011-07-26T16:31:28Z")
**my credit repair plan just went bust Buying a realistic full body goat costume** C’mon, plenty of banks will make debt consolidation loans to people in full body goat costumes. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/506 "2011-07-26T18:22:42Z")
**Lurkers: Say something Help me pick a voice for my puppeting assignment** May the best lurker voice win! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/507 "2011-07-26T19:16:45Z")
**So, ever find a body? Once lost, now found: What has returned to you that you thought forever gone?** GOSH! Note to self: Next time bury it deeper. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/508 "2011-07-26T19:40:30Z")
\*\* What’s the new sushi? Of dog meat and desperate times… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/509 "2011-07-26T21:35:15Z")
**So my wife just left me… Anyone up for a chicago Dopefest wienie roast?** Way to bounce back, man! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/510 "2011-07-26T21:39:03Z")
**Things to do in London Has anyone else never ridden in the back seat of their own car?** What fun! You could also try sleeping on the other side of the bed, if that’s not too adventurous. ---
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/511 "2011-07-26T22:22:14Z")
**Lukers: Say Something** **Words like 'marathon’** And I was hoping you’d keep it short. Bri2k ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/512 "2011-07-26T23:48:48Z")
\*\*So, ever find a body? There’s a turtle in my front yard \*\* —_human_ body. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/513 "2011-07-27T06:52:20Z")
**Sociopathic behavior I’m doing it for charity.** I’m doing all I can to get more people to become organ donors. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/514 "2011-07-27T07:31:36Z")
**So this woman with unbelievable cleavage was sitting next to me on the J train… Okay, so I’m standing in line and, wow, boobies!** I’m sensing a theme here. ---
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/515 "2011-07-27T09:17:58Z")
**Father, stepfather, legal father, other?** **my credit repair plan just went bust** Sounds like it’s time to hit up the female side of the family. Bri2k ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/516 "2011-07-27T12:03:15Z")
\*\*My computer is dead So, ever find a body? \*\* StG ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/517 "2011-07-27T14:37:49Z")
**Is There Anything to Do in NYC? Sociopathic behavior** That’s a given. Anything _else_? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/518 "2011-07-27T14:42:00Z")
\*\*What Happens When Your Car Is Repossesed? Rabies, vampirism, and death by de-oxygenation \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/519 "2011-07-27T15:10:23Z")
\*\*Whose username are you jealous of? Bird in a cage vs Fish in a bowl \*\* Damn, I was all set to register that one and he beat me to it. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/520 "2011-07-27T19:21:07Z")
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