# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/521 "2011-07-28T06:10:08Z")
**"Early Onset Alzheimer’s"… Current things that might seem weird in the future** One day. One day. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/522 "2011-07-28T12:10:04Z")
\*\* Do happy Mormon couples get to rule a planet in the afterlife? Tell me about transcendental meditation\*\* You get to float above a planet and watch the Mormons screw up. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/523 "2011-07-28T13:55:04Z")
\*\* Amy Winehouse is dead Entertainers who sold their soul to the devil… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/524 "2011-07-28T15:54:48Z")
\*\*Too soon for a Warehouse 13 thread? Amy Winehouse is dead \*\* Too late for a Winehouse 27 thread? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/525 "2011-07-28T18:11:29Z")
\*\* I have a 10 yr old daughter that needs a penpal. Anyone got a matchup? I’m doing it for charity.\*\* We’ll see how that defense holds up at trial. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/526 "2011-07-28T19:05:59Z")
\*\*Current things that might seem weird in the future I have a job!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/527 "2011-07-28T21:51:13Z")
\*\*Misleading Movie Plot Summaries! Soapmaking \*\* But enough about _Fight Club_… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/528 "2011-07-28T22:25:16Z")
\*\* Do you have nicknames for your pet(s)? (Of course you do.) Anyone ever eaten a predatory mammal?\*\* Well, there was my Jack Russell terrier, “Midnight Snack”. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/529 "2011-07-28T23:42:18Z")
**Current things that might seem weird in the future I stuck my Caliper up my nose.** Actually that one seems a little weird already. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/530 "2011-07-29T01:53:51Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* Do you have nicknames for your pet(s)? (Of course you do.) > Anyone ever eaten a predatory mammal?\*\* > > Well, there was my Jack Russell terrier, “Midnight Snack”. Jack Russell Teriyaki. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/531 "2011-07-29T03:17:20Z")
**Entertainers who sold their soul to the devil… Doug Hutchison, 51, marries 16 year old "country singer"** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/532 "2011-07-29T03:56:55Z")
**How do you deal with a slacker kid? Child-free Women Dopers - A Question** I mean, it’s not like it’s your kid after-all. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/533 "2011-07-29T07:25:43Z")
**Conservative persecution complex My wife was drunk and high and drove the wrong way killing seven people! It’s the state’s fault…** Yup, sounds like CPC alright. In Stage II, they’ll start claiming it’s because she’s Christian. **To the jagoffs who left a broken Jones Cola bottle in the middle of the bike trail Bile bears** Bet they’ll be surprised when they open up the package. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/534 "2011-07-29T08:25:50Z")
**moral dilema I’m pregnant, but I fear it’s doomed.** Whoa, this isn’t the right forum for that! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/535 "2011-07-29T12:11:23Z")
**How do you deal with a slacker kid? Anyone ever eaten a predatory mammal?** “Better shape up by Thanksgiving, kid.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/536 "2011-07-29T14:30:18Z")
**Oh, White House: I love you. I have a job!!!** Despite the debt crisis, Obama maintains a cheery outlook. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/537 "2011-07-29T14:33:45Z")
**Major avenues of scientific research with no foreseeable commercial apps, even as a side benefit? Rabies, vampirism, and death by de-oxygenation** I dunno, there’s gotta be at least a Sherlock Holmes movie in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/538 "2011-07-29T14:40:24Z")
**What do I do with these X-rays? Anyone up for a chicago Dopefest wienie roast?** Hey, wait a minute - I thought they didn’t keep those airport security x-rays?! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/539 "2011-07-29T18:34:42Z")
**Smell-O-Vision: The Criterion Collection To press or not to press garlic…that is the question!** Well, those Scratch-N-Sniff cards sure aren’t going to churn themselves out. Slacker. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/540 "2011-07-29T22:44:31Z")
**So mundane – Mommy issues. Got 'em? Worst answers ever** “Nah, I shot her the last time she got in my face…why you lookin’ at me like that?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=28)