# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/541 "2011-07-30T01:50:46Z")
**My hotel-room guitar kit is complete! What do _you_ travel with? Roseanne’s Nuts** That’s right, you heard me! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/542 "2011-07-30T02:11:57Z")
**So this woman with unbelievable cleavage was sitting next to me on the J train… WhyNot, R.N.** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/543 "2011-07-30T02:14:02Z")
**The absolute answer to our Nations difficulty… Mass Resignation of Turkish Generals** Yes! Those Turkish generals are behind it all–the sub-prime mortgage meltdown, the debt ceiling fiasco–everything! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/544 "2011-07-30T04:01:42Z")
**The fox is back again this year! July 2011 Weight Loss Thread I tried waxing my legs myself for the first time today.** Looks like the waxing and weight loss have done wonders for your confidence! kushiel > [@GESancMan](#): > > **So this woman with unbelievable cleavage was sitting next to me on the J train… > WhyNot, R.N.** Do not distract me. I am already sufficiently distracted. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/545 "2011-07-30T10:42:50Z")
\*\*My road is flooded and I don’t think I can drive out. Rutan’s flying car \*\* There’s your solution. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/546 "2011-07-30T17:17:45Z")
\*\*Five Pakistani men jumped ship and came to my town My road is flooded and I don’t think I can drive out. \*\* There’s a bad movie in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/547 "2011-07-30T20:24:10Z")
\*\*What is the next big thing? Financial Woes? \*\* Probably. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/548 "2011-07-30T21:07:25Z")
**US loses AAA rating: what happens? Mass Resignation of Turkish Generals** See?!? I told you it was their fault! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/549 "2011-07-30T21:53:02Z")
**Who else hurls insults at Alex Trebek? Cowboys & Aliens** -“You think you’re pretty smart, don’t you, you liquor swilling cow rustler?” -“Yeah, suck on my warp drive, you carbon-based _bleep_!” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/550 "2011-07-31T06:57:25Z")
**The fox is back again this year! Fixing up a BBQ** :eek: Poor thing! Couldn’t you just shoo it away?! **My new job Free usernames! First come, first served!** Now that’s scraping the bottom of the employment barrel. **Unusual things found on Google Maps The catastrophic collapse of the USA [An Open Fiction]** “Wow, I didn’t know the middle third of the US had collapsed into the mantle. Cool pictures though!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/551 "2011-07-31T14:23:10Z")
**Digital SLR (camera recommendations) Opinions of the Kel-Tec P-32** Tired of out-of-focus group photos? Grab a Kel-Tec P-32, yell “FREEZE!”, and I guarantee that nobody moves. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/552 "2011-07-31T16:57:51Z")
**Straight Doper… Puppies Unusual things found on Google Maps** Is would be unusual to find Doper Puppies _anywhere_. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/553 "2011-07-31T17:45:14Z")
**Alex Trebek Thwarts Burglary, Injures Achilles Celebrities with other remarkable achievements** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/554 "2011-08-01T02:21:27Z")
**Is There Anything to Do in NYC? After kicking asses, what do you do with the names?** Toss 'em in the nearest trash receptacle. Cops are tough on out-of-towners who litter. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/555 "2011-08-01T06:15:09Z")
**The fox is back again this year! Fixing up a BBQ** I’ve never had fox, but wouldn’t you get very little meat? And what about the taste? I imagine it would be gamey. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/556 "2011-08-01T07:24:41Z")
**Which primate would make the best pet? Don’t need answer fast Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp?** Perhaps you need to think this whole “pet” thing through again. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/557 "2011-08-01T10:19:42Z")
\*\* How dangerous are chimpanzees to humans in the wild? Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp? \*\* Need answer fast? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/558 "2011-08-01T14:07:53Z")
\*\* Why did Spongbob Squarepants visit the local 7-eleven? You don’t see that every day. My “Retired and Being a Bum” MMP Thought I would touch base and say hello\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/559 "2011-08-01T14:26:24Z")
\*\*One-eyed Pirates: why? Is this a medical disqualification from military? \*\* R! IB4F! \*\*I’m rich! I’m not rich! Not thanks to Nigeria this time What should be on the trillion dollar coin? \*\* They’re sending me a trillion dollar coin from Nigeria! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/560 "2011-08-01T14:42:43Z")
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