# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/561 "2011-08-01T14:56:50Z")
\*\*Thought I would touch base and say hello Euphymisms \*\* “Touch base”, eh? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/562 "2011-08-01T16:08:47Z")
**i just got another exotic job Time travel in the now - a current reality.** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/563 "2011-08-01T16:10:05Z")
**Anyone plan to air travel on 9/11/11? Would you? What’s a good part of the world to visit in October?** I’ll take that as a “no.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/564 "2011-08-01T16:21:13Z")
**I am white and prefer black girls - OK? What’s a good part of the world to visit in October?** Lagos, Nigeria would be perfect! Send me $10K and I’ll arrange the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/565 "2011-08-01T23:32:10Z")
\*\*Xanax Use & Abuse How to safely and easily evict earwigs from our mailbox? \*\* If you’re seeing earwigs in your mailbox, time to cut back on the Xanax. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/566 "2011-08-01T23:58:26Z")
**What should be on the trillion dollar coin? Does This Look Like A Dick To Y’all? Photo gallery** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/567 "2011-08-02T00:26:57Z")
\*\*Monkeyfighting Toddlers on a Plane: Suggestions for travel w/ 13-month-old? Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/568 "2011-08-02T01:55:08Z")
**The death penalty (again) Bullets as a metaphor** Uhm…metaphor? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/569 "2011-08-02T02:29:17Z")
**How do you deal with hurt from the dead? i just got another exotic job Does This Look Like A Dick To Y’all?** Your new career: Punitive zombie molester. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/570 "2011-08-02T03:13:40Z")
[This is why I’m broke…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=618611) [My credit repair plan just went bust](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=617799) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/571 "2011-08-02T03:26:24Z")
\*\*What the hell is this bug? What is that thing called? What is the name of this logical fallacy? \*\* It’s the Logical Fallacy Feature. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/572 "2011-08-02T03:42:37Z")
**US Soldiers in Afghanistan may not be paid BB Gun a deadly weapon? Come on…** Look, it’s either switch to BB guns or lose your paychecks, what’s it gonna be? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/573 "2011-08-02T04:35:11Z")
**Fearful/Excited Urinating Refusing to take cash** That’s one DMV clerk I’d go out of my way to avoid. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/574 "2011-08-02T05:22:52Z")
**Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp? Poll: "Friends with benefits"** Hey, Bonzo! Forget about ripping my face off, and I know this really cute gibbon girl I can set you up with! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/575 "2011-08-02T07:49:30Z")
**Do You Have Servants? What is your strategy for keeping your dwelling clean?** I simply don’t know _how_ I could keep this place clean without the help, but it’s just so difficult to find good people these days. ---
**Author:** ![Agnostic\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@Agnostic\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agnostic_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/576 "2011-08-02T09:13:18Z")
**I’m rich! I’m not rich! Not thanks to Nigeria this time** \*\*I really need to keep better track of what eBay is charging me to sell stuff! \*\* And I am going to burn for this one (but, hey, I was gonna burn anyway for far worse - heh) **Your True Unexplainable/Ghost/UFO/Alien Stories** **Rape and its aftermath** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/577 "2011-08-02T13:18:12Z")
**I was ripped off by a New York cabdriver This is why Im broke…** ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/578 "2011-08-02T15:33:02Z")
\*\*Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp? After kicking asses, what do you do with the names? \*\* StG ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/579 "2011-08-02T16:05:02Z")
**Stuff you loved that was discontinued. A possum in my bed!** - or - **A possum in my bed! Mundane and Pointless Roommate rant** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/580 "2011-08-02T18:11:21Z")
Since there was still an active sequential topic on the front page, I’ve merged the newest one with it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=30)