# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/41 "2011-06-07T16:52:23Z")
\*\*What were Hitler’s long-term goals? Poison Ivy exposure \*\* He definitely preferred it to poison gas exposure. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/42 "2011-06-07T18:01:25Z")
\*\* What were Hitler’s long-term goals? Scotland leaving UK? \*\* “I annex Scotland, and ultimate control of the world’s haggis is mine! MINE!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/43 "2011-06-07T18:47:07Z")
\*\*Tell me about great lengths you’ve gone to to avoid irritating people E. Coli-tainted Vegetables \*\* Yup, I don’t have to wonder if I’m too loud if the downstairs neighbors are dead. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/44 "2011-06-07T21:07:44Z")
**Is this joke funny? Whatever happened to that guy?** Ha ha ha! That is a real knee-slapper. **Funniest thing said without an audience to appreciate it Gah! GAAAAAH! (the biggest ant I’ve ever seen)** Please tell me you don’t do stand-up for a living. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/45 "2011-06-07T22:21:34Z")
\*\*Sarah Palin: Paul Revere warned the British Spiders. Hundreds of spiders. \*\* They may be your mortal enemy, but it’s just common decency to warn them about things like that. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/46 "2011-06-08T01:49:47Z")
**Congressman Anthony Weiner: My Twitter account was hacked! The weiner photo is not mine! Funniest thing said without an audience to appreciate it** No audience? There were reporters and everything. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/47 "2011-06-08T02:26:37Z")
\*\*What were Hitler’s long-term goals? Human evolution \*\* Yeah, basically. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/48 "2011-06-08T02:36:58Z")
\*\*No-touch male orgasm/ejaculation, how does it happen? How to clean car windshield? \*\* You must REALLY like driving! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/49 "2011-06-08T03:24:11Z")
\*\*Your cures for constipation? No jokes please Ben Stein’s new movie Expelled \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/50 "2011-06-08T14:15:14Z")
\*\*Tell me about great lengths you’ve gone to to avoid irritating people “You Are Currently the Only Person in this Country” \*\* yep, that’d do it ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/51 "2011-06-08T14:46:38Z")
\*\* When are all of us good people gonna finally get together and murder all the bad people? Poll: Do the surnames Farrell and Ferrell sound the same to you?\*\* Close enough! We need to knock off _all_ of 'em to make sure of getting Will Ferrell. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/52 "2011-06-08T16:52:42Z")
\*\*Jerseyisms When are all of us good people gonna finally get together and murder all the bad people? \*\* Yeah, me and da boys are good people, does other guys? Fuggeddaboutit. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/53 "2011-06-08T18:57:31Z")
**Dark pop songs Why the American desire for happy endings?** By popular demand, here’s the revised version of a golden oldie classic: _I pulled her out and she was safe But she went running back Fortunately, the train broke down._ Sorry, but that sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/54 "2011-06-08T19:13:15Z")
\*\*How do restaurants keep their ground beef clean? 55 Gallon Can Dispenser \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/55 "2011-06-08T20:26:22Z")
\*\* Dick with a time machine in an alternate timeline. You got your doctorate in what?\*\* Dickitude. I’m a PhDick. Got a problem with that? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/56 "2011-06-09T02:33:16Z")
**Weiner’s wife is Pregnant! Is Weiner finished?** I guess it depends on if he and his wife want more kids or not. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/57 "2011-06-09T11:48:36Z")
**Master chefs; How would you prepare human meat? Casseroles for the bereaved** The funeral was sad. But the cold cuts were great! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/58 "2011-06-09T12:30:21Z")
\*\*How many slang terms we think of for being on drugs? Ask the Pastured Poultry Farmer \*\* Man, I did so many lines of milk the other night, I got totally _pastured_! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/59 "2011-06-09T13:35:37Z")
**What’s this swishing sound coming from my new (used) computer? Male sex drive INcreasing with age?** Overstimulation of your computer’s sex drive is common in older Gateway models, especially if you visit lots of porn sites. Reboot and you’ll be fine. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/60 "2011-06-09T13:50:37Z")
\*\* Is Weiner finished? Should Victims of Adultery Be Favoured?\*\* I’m waiting on Mrs. Weiner divorce settlement [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=4)