# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/581 "2011-08-02T19:08:37Z")
\*\*Rape and its aftermath A possum in my bed! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/582 "2011-08-02T19:42:47Z")
**Can I tell my friend that I think her boyfriend is controlling? (very long) I am at a loss: my girlfriend works for Lucifer himself.** Those two ought to get together. \*\*A possum in my bed! FBI May have Found D.B. Cooper \*\* “Come out with your paws where I can see them! And no reaching into your pouch!!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/583 "2011-08-02T22:17:52Z")
**Is it dangerous to sneeze inside your nose? my credit repair plan just went bust** “I blew out my antrums and now I owe $50,000!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/584 "2011-08-03T02:39:41Z")
\*\*Fast Food Nation - how did they make it without harming animals? Shows that need to stop beating the old horse and put her out to pasture \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/585 "2011-08-03T03:32:32Z")
**Taxing the “rich” Fucking Saudis** Hey yeah, tax them. That will solve all of our money problems. No, wait. There’s something wrong with that idea, but I can’t put my finger on it… ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/586 "2011-08-03T03:33:41Z")
**There was an angry man in the bathroom That kinda killed the mood** I bet it did! ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/587 "2011-08-03T08:34:31Z")
**What was in my food last night? Misleading Movie Plot Summaries!** \*\*You were excited that they announced an adaptation of [insert book title] but… Katy Perry is horrible \*\* **Poll: Who Was the Worst President? JFK** Well I wouldn’t say he’s the _worst_… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/588 "2011-08-03T13:06:35Z")
**Poll: Ladies, date old-looking young man or young-looking old man? How many of these Dr. Seuss Characters can you name?** Didn’t Old-Looking Young Man get swallowed up by the Oobleck? Anyway, ladies generally prefer Yertle the Turtle, or General Genghis Khan Schmitz. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/589 "2011-08-03T14:01:40Z")
\*\* What was in my food last night? Roseanne’s Nuts \*\* Yum! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/590 "2011-08-03T15:08:33Z")
\*\*Got Nuts? Uh, Truck Nuts Does This Look Like A Dick To Y’all? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/591 "2011-08-03T15:59:13Z")
**Why is my dog doing this? (bathroom issues) Shaving your legs with an electric shaver** I don’t know, haven’t you trained him to do that? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/592 "2011-08-03T16:34:00Z")
**My wife said another man’s name mid-climax last night Is this language evolving or is this just being stupid?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/593 "2011-08-03T16:35:02Z")
\*\*This is why Im broke… I was ripped off by a New York cabdriver \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/594 "2011-08-03T17:04:22Z")
\*\*Poll: Who was the last great U.S. president? JFK \*\* OK ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/595 "2011-08-03T17:44:23Z")
A triple play! **Is this language evolving or is this just being stupid? Help me come up with new silly slogans Got Nuts? Uh, Truck Nuts** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/596 "2011-08-03T18:49:49Z")
**Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp? Women’s Clothing** Yeah, it’s much easier to outrun an enraged chimp if she’s in high heels. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/597 "2011-08-03T19:30:48Z")
\*\*What is the next big thing? the synesthesia thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/598 "2011-08-03T20:15:10Z")
**Trojan Twister Vibrator commercial - When does the Ronco Pocket Pussy come out?** **Brooke Burke - Still Rockin a Bikini at 39** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/599 "2011-08-03T20:17:10Z")
\*\*What are things that are generally considered “sexy” that you find unsexy? Bleeding cyst\*\* Well, I certainly don’t find bleeding cysts sexy… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/600 "2011-08-03T21:22:25Z")
**Should we allow Avatars Bleeding cyst** Urk. Well, let’s not allow that avatar at least… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=31)