# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/601 "2011-08-03T21:26:06Z")
\*\*Your grocery store complaints Hiking at night on the Southern Tier - how dangerous? \*\* Kroger generally keeps its frozen food cases on the Southern Tier. You could fall in and get hypothermia. Be very very careful. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/602 "2011-08-03T21:58:26Z")
\*\*Seeking advice re best bet on a new or used car Hitchhiking… \*\* Well, that’s a third option. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/603 "2011-08-04T03:27:45Z")
**Great British Beer Festival Monday I start commuting to work via city bus** …after losing my license due to drunk driving. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/604 "2011-08-04T03:40:48Z")
**So, some poor bastard stole my identity… For the last time, I am not Argent Towers.** ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/605 "2011-08-04T05:39:09Z")
\*\*Does This Look Like A Dick To Y’all? That kinda killed the mood \*\* I’ve heard better pickup lines. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/606 "2011-08-04T11:25:49Z")
\*\* Sungazing…WTF? Cataract surgery failure\*\* Yes, probably. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/607 "2011-08-04T13:03:07Z")
\*\*My ex’s hispanic girlfriend used my ID to get a job Is this jerkish? \*\* Yeah, I’d say so. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/608 "2011-08-04T14:03:09Z")
\*\* What movies before Star Wars used the Unintelligble/Translator characters? Why can’t Yoda use proper grammar? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/609 "2011-08-04T19:24:27Z")
\*\*How to properly “bare” one’s breasts. Thank a Teacher \*\* I’ll never forget the day Miss Starr showed our class the proper way. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/610 "2011-08-04T20:12:49Z")
(From new posts) - **What would happen if all the rich people left America? That kinda killed the mood** Party’s over, dude! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/611 "2011-08-04T22:23:43Z")
\*\*The SDMB relationship rules A possum in my bed! \*\* Your SO likes to “play dead”, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/612 "2011-08-05T01:40:02Z")
**We’re coming to America! Why Can’t We Ride On The Car Transport Trailer?** It’s a Homeland Security rule. Try hitching a ride on the garbage truck. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/613 "2011-08-05T04:08:19Z")
**A possum in my bed! There was an angry man in the bathroom** He was expecting **carlotta** , saw the opossum, and locked himself in the bathroom. . ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/614 "2011-08-05T04:16:32Z")
Worthy of noting: **Heartbroken because of a brother’s lies - Argent Towers** **For the last time, I am not Argent Towers - Agent Foxtrot** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/615 "2011-08-05T05:46:13Z")
**What are things that are generally considered “sexy” that you find unsexy? How to properly “bare” one’s breasts.** Yeah! Either bare them improperly or don’t bother baring them at all as far as I’m concerned. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/616 "2011-08-05T12:06:44Z")
\*\*Sex injuries A possum in my bed! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/617 "2011-08-05T12:37:25Z")
\*\*Tell me what I need to know about my trip to Mexico! Ugliest Place Names Red and Yellow People \*\* You’re not from the Board of Tourism, I presume. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/618 "2011-08-05T12:48:52Z")
**You know you’re getting old when… 35 Days Till Medicare**! ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/619 "2011-08-05T14:05:09Z")
\*\*EPIC FAIL: “I convinced her to bed another man, and now I’m insanely jealous.” A possum in my bed!\*\* If that story is true, she _should_ put a possum in his bed. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/620 "2011-08-05T14:08:10Z")
**Criticize my (boring corporate) website redesign? Does This Look Like A Dick To Y’all?** Uhm, does your corporation sell sex toys or something? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=32)