# Summertime Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 32

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/621 "2011-08-05T14:20:40Z")

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\*\*Red and Yellow People

Where’s everybody from?  
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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/622 "2011-08-05T14:21:37Z")

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**What’s the best deal you’ve ever gotten in a store?  
Fancy Pens**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/623 "2011-08-05T14:47:20Z")

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**Why are my pants so complicated?  
Sharia Law in American Courts**

“Allah commands buttons instead of zippers. And pleats, with no cuffs!!”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/624 "2011-08-05T16:40:20Z")

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\*\* Every family has black sheep. Here’s mine

What animal, if any, can beat humanity in an all out war?

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Sheep, especially if they’re black.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/625 "2011-08-05T16:51:00Z")

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**You know you’re getting old when…  
35 Days Till Medicare!**

Yeah, that’s a good clue. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/626 "2011-08-05T17:05:05Z")

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\*\*Sex injuries  
Lou Magazzu Resigns \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/627 "2011-08-05T18:34:06Z")

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\*\*Sex injuries  
That kinda killed the mood \*\*

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/628 "2011-08-05T18:52:03Z")

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**You know you’re getting old when…  
35 Days Till Medicare!**

**Sleeping in One’s Car: Any Troubles?  
This is why Im broke…**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/629 "2011-08-05T19:24:49Z")

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\*\*This is why Im broke…

Sex injuries  
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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/630 "2011-08-05T19:30:40Z")

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\*\*Is there astronaut poop on the Moon?

What if the Earth had two moons?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/631 "2011-08-06T02:04:13Z")

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**Andy Griffith Show Questions  
Barney apologizes?**

Quiet a few times, actually.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/632 "2011-08-06T14:31:47Z")

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\*\*S&P issues downgrade warning to WH. WH finds $2T error in S&P’s calculations.

That kinda killed the mood  
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\*\*How do you interpret a kiss on the forehead?

The SDMB relationship rules  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/633 "2011-08-06T14:59:25Z")

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**A possum in my bed!  
Thought I would touch base and say hello**

A _talking_ possum in my bed!

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/634 "2011-08-06T18:11:51Z")

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**My awesome friend has a tumor in her head.  
Ow, ow, OWW!!!**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/635 "2011-08-06T18:30:48Z")

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\*\*How did you survive the first trimester?  
Went to Mormon church service \*\*

Interesting strategy.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/636 "2011-08-06T20:53:32Z")

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**Help me understand the attraction to Facebook.  
Weird social interaction thing**

That pretty much sums it up.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/637 "2011-08-06T22:32:15Z")

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\*\*Ow, ow, OWW!!!

35 Days Till Medicare!  
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Try to tough it out!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/638 "2011-08-06T23:34:28Z")

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\*\* I pit the entire republican party  
You, sir. Yes, you! Are a partisan asshole.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/639 "2011-08-07T01:10:23Z")

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\*\*How do you heal a hurt knee caused by too much running?  
Tell me about dog knee surgery \*\*

Hey, the vet did it for less, _and_ they gave me a Milkbone!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/640 "2011-08-07T01:11:40Z")

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**Re: Der Trihs in the GWB 9/11 thread  
You, sir. Yes, you! Are a partisan asshole.**

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