# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/641 "2011-08-07T09:38:19Z")
**Sex injuries Ow, ow, OWW!!!** ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/642 "2011-08-07T17:43:51Z")
\*\*Looking back on your life, what would you have done differently? Why strippers? \*\* Because DUDE! Strippers! Come on they’re hot! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/643 "2011-08-07T19:03:25Z")
**Toddlers and Tiaras Why strippers?** Isn’t that kind of show extremely illegal?? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/644 "2011-08-07T19:11:06Z")
**Hey antivaxers, suck on this I could smack, strangle, and lecture you for 3 hrs, but you still won’t get it, will you?** Not even if you give them lollipops. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/645 "2011-08-08T05:47:44Z")
\*\*In Which We Discuss Grammar, Spelling, Punctuation and the art of the written communique. Who gives a shit? \*\* Yea man, you talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded. **Soul Frost has been banned. Madam, I simply must protest!** Too late now! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/646 "2011-08-08T09:21:36Z")
\*\*Do you have a blog? What’s it about? Sex injuries \*\* Oh, come _on_; that’s just bragging. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/647 "2011-08-08T11:33:39Z")
**Are you resistant to narcotics? Are you a Redhead? Tell me what I need to know about my trip to Mexico!** **Do you have a blog? What’s it about? Sex injuries** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/648 "2011-08-08T12:23:32Z")
\*\*What animal, if any, can beat humanity in an all out war? A possum in my bed!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/649 "2011-08-08T12:47:51Z")
**Columbia River Gorge would you tell a date to be quieter?** “Fer chrissake, they can hear you in freaking Idaho…idaho…idaho…idaho” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/650 "2011-08-08T13:46:52Z")
**For the last time, I am not Argent Towers. Who gives a shit?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/651 "2011-08-08T13:58:50Z")
\*\*Where’s everybody from? Columbia River Gorge \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/652 "2011-08-08T14:26:10Z")
**Ow, ow, OWW!!! Who gives a shit?** Now _there’s_ a doctor with attitude. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/653 "2011-08-08T15:53:55Z")
\*\*Why are ambulances private? dead auto battery \*\* Huh. You’d think that’s why _hearses_ are private. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/654 "2011-08-08T16:07:03Z")
**Ask the woman who had a BMI of 36, had gastric bypass surgery a year ago and is thrilled about it. Who gives a shit?** Well _sooooorry!_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/655 "2011-08-08T18:18:08Z")
\*\* Resolved: there is no such thing as “gay sex” You, sir. Yes, you! Are a partisan asshole \*\* Heh…heh…heh…you said “asshole” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/656 "2011-08-08T18:28:41Z")
\*\* Girl in famous Elvis photo identified Who gives a shit? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/657 "2011-08-08T18:31:21Z")
\*\*Do you have a blog? What’s it about? Thought I would touch base and say hello \*\* Look, just post your “hello” onto your blog already. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/658 "2011-08-08T19:40:47Z")
**Masturbation or Meditation? What to do about my neighbor’s annoying cock** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/659 "2011-08-08T20:40:23Z")
\*\*If humans can’t hear it. . .is it a scam? Ow, ow, OWW!!! \*\* Well at least one person can hear it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/660 "2011-08-08T20:47:57Z")
**Suggestions on getting THAT SMELL out of my car A Bowl Full of Paper Clips. The Hold It Together MMP** Well, now I know who bought my 1983 Dodge Colt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=34)