# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/661 "2011-08-08T21:50:35Z")
**Thought I would touch base and say hello Who gives a shit?** Harsh. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/662 "2011-08-08T23:50:33Z")
Thread - Last post username combo: \*\*What is the Ingredient in Super-Sour Candies? [del]HeyHomie Today 05:40 PM by[/del] bleach \*\* ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/663 "2011-08-08T23:55:04Z")
\*\* Overactive Autoflush Toilets - a Solution! Who gives a shit? \*\* StG ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/664 "2011-08-09T02:00:25Z")
\*\* Poll: Masturbation or Meditation? Class and the ability to pay atttention to detail \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/665 "2011-08-09T02:08:57Z")
**Boogers everywhere! Can I be buried green now?** ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/666 "2011-08-09T08:50:56Z")
\*\*EPIC FAIL: “I convinced her to bed another man, and now I’m insanely jealous.” How did you survive the first trimester? \*\* That must have made the doctor’s visits rather awkward. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/667 "2011-08-09T12:35:46Z")
**When did your Easter Bunny Die? Writing a notification of (suicide) death - advice please. Need answer fast.** Call it suicide all you want, but it’s going to be hard explaining the Hasenpfeffer. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/668 "2011-08-09T14:09:54Z")
\*\*Let’s come up with some great ideas for adult birthday parties Sex injuries \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/669 "2011-08-09T14:17:59Z")
**Pregnant and Bleeding - This Sucks!! My goo!!! My precious goo!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/670 "2011-08-09T16:32:49Z")
\*\*EPIC FAIL: “I convinced her to bed another man, and now I’m insanely jealous.” We’re having twins! \*\* That’s prolly not gonna help… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/671 "2011-08-09T16:41:46Z")
**Poll: Where Does Your Laundry Go Will Yucca Mountain Ever Be Used?** Probably not, what with the risk of dirty sock toxins leaching into the water supply. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/672 "2011-08-09T17:04:18Z")
\*\*Why are they rioting in London? Keynesian economics \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/673 "2011-08-09T17:48:01Z")
**Conservative persecution complex I could smack, strangle, and lecture you for 3 hrs, but you still won’t get it, will you?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/674 "2011-08-09T19:07:39Z")
\*\*Ooooohhh - My First Colonoscopy! Poll: Is this statement homophobic? \*\* Possibly, but it would be quite a stretch. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/675 "2011-08-09T19:42:21Z")
\*\*Poll: Where Does Your Laundry Go Columbia River Gorge \*\* But the shipping costs’s a bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/676 "2011-08-09T19:55:31Z")
\*\*I Spent 3 Hours In The ER Last Night \*\* \*\*Stories of life near major tourist attractions \*\* Visiting from a small town, right? Bri2k ---
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/677 "2011-08-09T19:57:13Z")
\*\*Pregnant and Bleeding - This Sucks!! \*\* \*\*Mom has horrible table manners and it drives me crazy \*\* Honestly, mom, there’s a time and place for everything. Bri2k ---
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/678 "2011-08-09T19:58:51Z")
\*\*Things you’ve done that really made someone’s day \*\* \*\*Tottenham north London riots \*\* Well it sure made the riot police’s day. Bri2k ---
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/679 "2011-08-09T20:00:23Z")
\*\*Wisconsin State Fair Mob Attack \*\* \*\*Happy Zucchini Day! \*\* They really go nuts for those zucchinis, don’t they? Bri2k ---
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/680 "2011-08-09T20:01:25Z")
\*\*I’m eating a can of Del Monte sliced peach while watching “Certified Copy.” \*\* \*\*My goo!!! My precious goo!!! \*\* Please don’t get spilled peach goo on the sofa. Bri2k [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=35)