# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/681 "2011-08-09T20:02:53Z")
\*\*Boogers everywhere! \*\* \*\*Children of Hoarders, redux \*\* And you thought regular hoarding was bad enough… Bri2k ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/682 "2011-08-09T20:08:00Z")
**Happy Zucchini Day! Ow, ow, OWW!!!** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/683 "2011-08-09T21:14:04Z")
\*\*It’s “veterinary”, right? We’re having twins!\*\* That’s wonderful, but I really do think you should choose a different obstetrician. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/684 "2011-08-09T23:50:09Z")
**Mom has horrible table manners and it drives me crazy It’s “veterinary”, right?** Yes, she eats like a horse, farts like a donkey, so I guess that makes her an ass. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/685 "2011-08-10T01:51:42Z")
\*\* I could smack, strangle, and lecture you for 3 hrs, but you still won’t get it, will you? Workplace griping, anyone? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/686 "2011-08-10T06:16:03Z")
\*\*The man who shot his dick off - literally (and I mean that) Things you’ve done that really made someone’s day \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/687 "2011-08-10T13:50:23Z")
\*\*What places in the world have brought tears to your eyes? Moral High Ground \*\* It’s because I’m so rarely there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/688 "2011-08-10T16:31:59Z")
\*\* Old Jokes That Still Crack You Up Happy Zucchini Day!\*\* Hee hee…you’re such a card! **The man who shot his dick off - literally (and I mean that) A Bowl Full of Paper Clips. The Hold It Together MMP** Won’t work. You’ll need a staple gun, or at least double-sided scotch tape. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/689 "2011-08-10T16:57:01Z")
\*\*Happy Zucchini Day! Projectile Vomiting \*\* A good summation. \*\*Old Jokes That Still Crack You Up The man who shot his dick off - literally (and I mean that) Mom has horrible table manners and it drives me crazy Projectile Vomiting \*\* It’s MRS Creosote! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/690 "2011-08-10T17:12:46Z")
**Is this statement homophobic? What to do about my neighbor’s annoying cock** No. I’m sure the women find it annoying too. **What did you do with the remains of your last deceased pet? Ugliest Place Names** Place name: Pet Cemetery Loved ones come back, but they is changed. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/691 "2011-08-10T17:18:22Z")
\*\*Dead baby sex pills - this CAN’T be for real, can it? What is the Ingredient in Super-Sour Candies? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/692 "2011-08-10T17:32:57Z")
\*\*Do you have a blog? What’s it about? Projectile Vomiting \*\* Interesting! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/693 "2011-08-10T19:09:20Z")
\*\* New York’s Upper East Side Groper finally caught [edited title] Zit popping gone awry…\*\* “Your Honor, I’m an amateur dermatologist, and…” Yeah, right. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/694 "2011-08-10T22:32:01Z")
**I have entered the bowels of Hell and emerged triumphant Projectile Vomiting** Dude. That’s _why_ they call it Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/695 "2011-08-11T04:57:19Z")
\*\*What are things that are generally considered “unsexy” that you find sexy? Teenage Dopers. \*\* :dubious: Kinky. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/696 "2011-08-11T05:19:22Z")
**I pit the entire republican party You, sir. Yes, you! Are a partisan asshole.** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/697 "2011-08-11T05:56:06Z")
**Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic? Distilling For Personal Use.** In your case, I’ll say yes. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/698 "2011-08-11T06:14:04Z")
\*\*The Price of War… The Liberty Bell!! And…what else? \*\* Uhm, the Declaration of Independence! And blackjack! and hookers! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/699 "2011-08-11T12:06:06Z")
**No-one pitted the fuckers burning London down yet? Why does every damn social meeting have to involve the whole fucking family?** Yeah, you don’t have to bring Mom, Dad and Aunt Millie to every riot. Why can’t we guys just pillage on our own? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/700 "2011-08-11T13:25:17Z")
\*\* Do you know phrases that sound dirty but have no dirty words ? Throwing dog poop in someone else’s garbage \*\* You PERVERT! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=36)