# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/701 "2011-08-11T13:34:24Z")
\*\*_THIS_ is why I own a radar detector… Pranking neo-Nazis \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/702 "2011-08-11T13:40:24Z")
\*\*The Price of War… Who gives a shit? \*\* So many Dubya jokes to be made… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/703 "2011-08-11T16:34:43Z")
**More Oogy Skin Stuff From Broomstick (TMI of course) Zit popping gone awry…** Ack! No more! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/704 "2011-08-11T17:47:34Z")
\*\* How do you like your hot dog? Linda Lovelace and Reflexes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/705 "2011-08-11T18:36:54Z")
**Plesiosaurs Gave Birth to Live Young My small contribution to literary history** From the newly discovered alternate version of “Twelfth Night”: \ ***MARIA** By my troth, Sir Toby, you must come in earlier o’ nights: your cousin, my lady, takes great exceptions to your ill hours. \*\*SIR TOBY BELCH \*\* Sorry, my plesiosaur was whelping. **MARIA** Ay, but you must confine yourself within the modest limits of order.\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/706 "2011-08-11T23:31:24Z")
\*\*Sarah Palin Knew That The USA’s Credit Rating Was Going To Be Downgraded; What Else Does She Know? Don’t aggrivate a hummingbird! \*\* Well, that comes of all those years of living in the Alaskan wilderness. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/707 "2011-08-12T00:29:38Z")
\*\*Things you would never admit to inventing, if you had. Blogging and Babies \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/709 "2011-08-12T07:34:41Z")
\*\* Old Jokes That Still Crack You Up I kinda bombed a promotion interview\*\* Bwaah! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/710 "2011-08-12T12:27:32Z")
**What Do They Do With Old Churches? Who gives a shit?** I only asked! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/711 "2011-08-12T13:22:25Z")
\*\*How Does One Go About Getting A Gay? What’s the best deal you’ve ever gotten in a store? \*\* You can always find one at Williams-Sonoma. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/712 "2011-08-12T13:50:38Z")
**Do You Want Bert & Ernie To Get Married? How Does One Go About Getting A Gay?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/713 "2011-08-12T14:00:22Z")
**How Does One Go About Getting A Gay? What to do about my neighbor’s annoying cock** Hmm. Answer one problem, you might answer the other… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/714 "2011-08-12T14:12:34Z")
**Lumpy Boob I feel like I have a childish name.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/715 "2011-08-12T14:24:12Z")
\*\*Things you would never admit to inventing, if you had. 5 Hour Energy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/716 "2011-08-12T16:01:36Z")
\*\*How does, or did, one join the FLDS? Tele-Abusing Telemarketers \*\* Sign me up! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/717 "2011-08-12T20:54:52Z")
\*\* Help stop child sex trafficking Can I see your ID card, young lady?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/718 "2011-08-12T20:55:01Z")
**Closest encounters with wildlife? Yet Another Anti-Gay Republican outed** And over there you see the Homus Republicus. Please observe at a safe distance. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/719 "2011-08-12T21:47:07Z")
**The governor of Massachusetts has WHAT?! How Does One Go About Getting A Gay?** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/720 "2011-08-12T22:07:56Z")
**Help stop child sex trafficking Drunken 18 yr guy pees on 11 yr old girl while on Jet Blue flight** Wait - _that’s_ not the way to go about it! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/721 "2011-08-12T22:24:43Z")
\*\* Guys: how old a woman is too old ? Discolored toenail and psoriasis\*\* Hell, that could be a major turn-on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=37)