# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/722 "2011-08-12T23:48:06Z")
\*\*What are things that are generally considered “unsexy” that you find sexy? Everything about Kindle \*\* “Why the hell is your Kindle so sticky?” **A Bowl Full of Paper Clips. The Hold It Together MMP More Oogy Skin Stuff From Broomstick (TMI of course)** If your skin needs paper clips to hold it together, I suggest you see a doctor immediately. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/723 "2011-08-13T00:35:51Z")
From GD: **What will happen with the solar storms of 2012-2014 Distilling For Personal Use.** “I can’t surf the Internet…I can’t play video games…my iPod doesn’t work…I might as well just sit here and make moonshine, then drink it 'til I go blind.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/724 "2011-08-13T02:53:11Z")
\*\*The governor of Massachusetts has WHAT?! A Bowl Full of Paper Clips. The Hold It Together MMP \*\* I don’t doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/725 "2011-08-13T05:50:28Z")
**How Does One Go About Getting A Gay? SoCal Dopefest in September** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/726 "2011-08-13T06:10:37Z")
**Ask the woman who had a BMI of 36, had gastric bypass surgery a year ago and is thrilled about it. Isn’t Jennifer pretty?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/727 "2011-08-13T14:28:49Z")
**How does children of gay couples address their parents? Chickens!** But which is the rooster? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/728 "2011-08-13T15:43:03Z")
\*\*Andy Griffith Show Questions Who Ran “THRUSH”? \*\* It was Mr. Ed. Lots of stuff happened in that barn that Wilbur never knew about. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/729 "2011-08-13T19:35:40Z")
**I am soo tired and just want this to be over with. (pathetic & depressing) Projectile Vomiting** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/730 "2011-08-13T19:55:29Z")
**Hey What Awes You? Homeopathy “clinic” next to new job.** Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/731 "2011-08-13T20:04:21Z")
**The internet DOES NOT WORK Stupid Republican idea of the day** I thought Democrat Al Gore came up with the Internet. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/732 "2011-08-13T22:03:26Z")
\*\*They’re very bad people. Workplace griping, anyone? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/733 "2011-08-13T23:46:52Z")
**More Oogy Skin Stuff From Broomstick (TMI of course) Projectile Vomiting** Oh, it’s not _that_ oogy. This time, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/734 "2011-08-14T02:47:45Z")
**My Hovercraft Is Full Of Ewwwww! “Onan” generators…wtf?** It’ll take forever to clean that stuff out of the upholstery! **We have a wombat sitting in our backyard His Hovercraft is full of eels–AND SEVERED HEADS!! Newslink** Wombats: Vicious, and surprisingly hi-tech. **How much tongue is too much? Lumpy Boob** Yes, if it’s making bulges on her boobs it’s definitely way too far down her throat. You might have a career in Japanese animation, though. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/735 "2011-08-14T03:27:41Z")
\*\*Poll: Poll: Your bra as a pocket. Lumpy Boob \*\* Gotta expect lumps if you keep things in your bra. \*\*Corrupt Juvie Court Judges They’re very bad people. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/736 "2011-08-14T03:34:22Z")
\*\*Poll: Guys, When At A Urinal… How much tongue is too much? \*\* All together now: _Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/737 "2011-08-14T08:08:31Z")
**China’s got a carrier! Did D (B) Cooper make it?** I seriously doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/738 "2011-08-14T13:16:44Z")
**what-did-people-use-before-toilet-paper-was-invented Babies in Hawai’i** I did not know that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/739 "2011-08-14T15:49:00Z")
**How does children of gay couples address their parents? Do You Want Bert & Ernie To Get Married?** Not if it’s going to confuse the widdle Muppets. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/740 "2011-08-14T22:55:15Z")
\*\* What Awes You? A Bowl Full of Paper Clips. The Hold It Together MMP \*\* Ooooooohhhhhhh! Paper Clips! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/741 "2011-08-15T02:11:14Z")
**A Bowl Full of Paper Clips. The Hold It Together MMP Stage Collapses at Indiana State Fair** Looks like they _didn’t_ hold it together. Next time try some bolts instead. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=36) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=38)