# Summertime Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 38

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/742 "2011-08-15T03:01:44Z")

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\*\*The one thing your spouse does that drives you nuts?  
Post-poo friskiness \*\*

I’ve been meaning to have a serious talk about hygiene.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/743 "2011-08-15T03:52:53Z")

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**Suggest a meal for a kosher vegetarian  
Let’s talk radio! Ham radio, that is!**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/744 "2011-08-15T04:12:11Z")

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**Stuff you loved that was discontinued.  
More Oogy Skin Stuff From Broomstick (TMI of course)**

Yeah, I knew it was the beginning of the end when they stopped selling it on Amazon.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/745 "2011-08-15T17:16:43Z")

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\*\*Cathay Pacific “Goes the Extra Mile” Indeed  
Drunk 18 yr guy pees on 11 yr old girl while on a JetBlue flight. \*\*

I choose Cathay Pacific!

\*\*Closest encounters with wildlife?  
The I-Can’t-Believe-We’re-Related Thread \*\*

That’s a closer encounter than I really want to hear about.

\*\*Post-Accident Traumatic Stress  
Photoshop help? \*\*

In the short-term, perhaps. But I’d recommend seeking therapy.

\*\*Guys, When At A Urinal…  
When was the last time you broke your own moral/ethical code in a significant way? \*\*

That’s -um - kind of specific. Care to elaborate?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/746 "2011-08-15T17:52:16Z")

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\*\*Are You Guys Ignoring Me…  
Ignore list limit? \*\*

Yeah, I’ve hit my limit. If you want to be ignored, you’ll have to wait in line.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/747 "2011-08-15T18:41:57Z")

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**Different labels for Dopers  
Does multiple personality disorder really exist?**

A nightmare for moderators. They’re not sockpuppets, they’re _alternate personalities_. And can only one be a Member, while the rest are Guests? Ed Zotti’s gonna need a new team of lawyers.

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/748 "2011-08-15T21:54:45Z")

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**Welcome Ledzepkid!  
Help stop child sex trafficking**

If that’s all it takes, why didn’t you introduce him years ago?

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/749 "2011-08-15T23:10:24Z")

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From Elections:

**What’s going to be left of the Democratic base by Nov 2012?  
President Bachmann.**

That’s going to be a hell of a flip-flop.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/750 "2011-08-16T03:14:00Z")

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\*\*Please help me fix my lawn mower!  
Thanks for nothing, Dopers!  
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Hey, we _tried_, didn’t we?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/751 "2011-08-16T04:20:13Z")

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**So what do I put in this kid’s lunchbox anyway?  
Is The Laughing Cow real cheese?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/752 "2011-08-16T04:57:44Z")

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**Mormon (multiple wives) based question  
Parking: One Meter for All**

Hey, if they’ll all fit in one minivan, no problem.

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**Author:** ![punch\_line\_loser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e7dd6/32.png) [@punch\_line\_loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/punch_line_loser)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/753 "2011-08-16T06:41:29Z")

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\*\*Do you have a blog? What’s it about?

Ectopic pregnancy\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/754 "2011-08-16T11:59:25Z")

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**I’m usually not much for fetishes, but I am all over this…  
The I-Can’t-Believe-We’re-Related Thread**

Ouch.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/755 "2011-08-16T14:30:19Z")

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**Ideally, murders and other mysteries should be solved by …  
Mega Star Actors who you think have fallen into mediocrity**

Robert Redford, you’re up!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/756 "2011-08-16T16:20:44Z")

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\*\*International Day of Action for South Korean Dogs and Cats  
My human spay/neuter program \*\*

At last, the animals have their revenge!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/757 "2011-08-16T17:17:33Z")

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**Mystery Animal in Washington DC suburbs  
help me please!!!**

Well, first we’ll need a description of the animal. Does it have horns or a tail? Big teeth? Hellooo…you still there? ☹

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/758 "2011-08-16T20:19:06Z")

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\*\*Old Jokes That Still Crack You Up  
Quit Sayin “Google Is Your Friend”, Okay?  
\*\*  
But it still cracks me up!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/759 "2011-08-16T20:26:43Z")

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**Ideally, murders and other mysteries should be solved by …  
Ventriloquism: I don’t get it**

It makes creating false confessions easy!

“I admit it, I killed him!”

“What?! Wait, I didn’t say that!” _\<is dragged off by guards\>_

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/760 "2011-08-16T22:06:34Z")

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**Movie theater etiquette - thoughts?  
Poll: Name my baby**

It is considered poor etiquette to ask random theater patrons to name your baby. However, it is proper for them to suggest names such as Screaming Little Shithead and Shut The Fuck Up.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/761 "2011-08-16T23:18:11Z")

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\*\* Movie theater etiquette - thoughts?  
Bitchslap\*\*

Now _that’s_ more like it.

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