# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/762 "2011-08-17T03:12:38Z")
**What would happen if all the poor people left America? Why aren’t things working better in Europe?** Because it got flooded by poor Americans, duh. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/763 "2011-08-17T06:44:22Z")
**Workplace griping, anyone? Janet Jackson is an ass.** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/764 "2011-08-17T13:08:29Z")
\*\*I Gave A 2 Minute Speech Today… Jason Bourne vs. Steve Austin \*\* Did your D&D group enjoy it? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/765 "2011-08-17T13:17:58Z")
**ED…Natural Remedies? For fifty bucks someone will throw your book at J.K. Rowling** Not sure if this will work, but I’d love to see the ad. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/766 "2011-08-17T14:22:41Z")
\*\* Write your own epitaph. Silly versions only, please. Who gives a shit? \*\* I am so putting this in my will. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/767 "2011-08-17T14:33:00Z")
**What if you were thirty again? If I knew then, what I know now** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/768 "2011-08-17T14:40:32Z")
**Ultimate ruler of your own country - What do you ban? SoCal Dopefest in September** **The Horror of Backyard Blimps The Horror of Blimps 2: We’re gonna need a bigger boat** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/769 "2011-08-17T17:14:51Z")
**A Facebook friend expresses a bigoted opinion. You… Write your own epitaph.** That’s a bit extreme. Stick and stones etc. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/770 "2011-08-17T19:39:40Z")
**I had my mare inseminated yesterday Closest encounters with wildlife?** A little _too_ close. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/771 "2011-08-17T21:09:56Z")
**Write your own epitaph. Silly versions only, please. Where did that 20lbs go??? I lost it somewhere…** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/772 "2011-08-17T21:34:16Z")
**Another God question Will low interest rates stimulate consumer spending?** _ **"Go forth and spend, my son. Interest rates have never been lower!"** _ ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/773 "2011-08-17T23:26:10Z")
**The Horror of Backyard Blimps The Liberty Bell!! And…what else?** **I had my mare inseminated yesterday Like a Virgin – The Noob MMP** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/774 "2011-08-18T02:53:29Z")
\*\*What Awes You? The Dentist \*\* Oh, wow! A Root Canal!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/775 "2011-08-18T12:18:21Z")
\*\*Where did that 20lbs go??? I lost it somewhere… Who gives a shit? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/776 "2011-08-18T15:09:47Z")
**New State Mottos What Just Happened?** Wait… What state is that? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/777 "2011-08-18T15:48:10Z")
The state of ignorance. Fight it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/778 "2011-08-18T17:27:25Z")
\*\* Anyone else have difficulty spelling a word out loud, as in a spelling bee? Saying it wrong on porpoise \*\* But spelling it right. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/779 "2011-08-18T19:29:57Z")
\*\*Stuff you loved that was discontinued. Portland hospitals banning elective c-sections and early inductions \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/780 "2011-08-18T20:49:39Z")
\*\*Is my county fair goldfish going to live long? Raw Milk? \*\* Probably not if you put it in raw milk. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/781 "2011-08-18T23:24:41Z")
\*\* What are the most erotic web sites Where can I find a Clock that does not tick?\*\* A “Clock”, you say? :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=40)