# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/61 "2011-06-09T14:06:35Z")
\*\*Sarah Palin: Paul Revere warned the British Dick with a time machine in an alternate timeline. \*\* No commentary needed. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/62 "2011-06-09T14:16:32Z")
**What were Hitler’s long-term goals? Non-reversible screws in bathroom stalls** I _knew_ it! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/63 "2011-06-09T14:33:09Z")
\*\*What an incredibly shitty week this is You’re a Dick With a Time Machine-what do you do? \*\* I’d think it would be obvious… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/64 "2011-06-09T16:38:06Z")
\*\*How do restaurants keep their ground beef clean? A Question Regarding e coli Evolution \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/65 "2011-06-09T20:10:05Z")
\*\*Ask the guy who engaged in adult behaviors and got beatdowns in middleschool & Didn’t feel bullied. You’re a Dick With a Time Machine-what do you do? \*\* Go back and beat up that kid, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/66 "2011-06-09T21:20:07Z")
\*\*The Earth now has 95% of its former gravity, what happens? Human evolution \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/67 "2011-06-09T21:29:01Z")
**The saddest song in the world Martinis: I drink 'em with Vodka. Feels wrong. Gin-educate me.** Sad, but I’m still gonna vote for “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/68 "2011-06-10T01:49:52Z")
**Is Weiner finished? A murderous ABC Wiener debate be different if he’s independent?** If he was independent then ABC wouldn’t be trying to kill him. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/69 "2011-06-10T03:21:08Z")
**Is this normal or disgusting? (Office men’s room; gross) ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ** That’s one vote for “eldritch horror from cacophilic dimensions”, I take it. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/70 "2011-06-10T04:29:56Z")
**Fun things to do while visiting New Orleans? Heaven and hell found!** Wow, visiting heaven and hell does sound like fun. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/71 "2011-06-10T13:16:29Z")
From [CNN.com](http://CNN.com)’s front page: \*\*What NOT to do in Dublin Hike naked in Germany \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/72 "2011-06-10T17:12:46Z")
**Ninjas are tired. Pirates are played out. What’s next? Going to Romania this summer- ideas?** Well, that whole Transylvania thing is a bit cliched too. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/73 "2011-06-10T18:18:33Z")
\*\* Do you know what the word nonplussed means? ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/74 "2011-06-10T20:26:16Z")
**sex and sneezing Acupuncture? Solar left out of the equation?** Alright, but if acupuncture and sunbathing don’t work, our relationship is kaput, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/75 "2011-06-11T04:32:04Z")
**Is this a serious academic paper? ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ** That’s…that’s not a paper from Miskatonic University, is it? _Please_ say it isn’t…_ **what’s that at the window?!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/76 "2011-06-11T09:12:40Z")
**Do you know what the word nonplussed means? "Life-changing announcement"** No, sorry, but that’s not it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/77 "2011-06-11T13:04:14Z")
\*\*Obama’s New Boner: The Falkland Islands The Koch Oil Speculation kingdom \*\* Fine, but can we talk about Koch’s new boner? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/78 "2011-06-11T13:16:12Z")
\*\*Obama’s New Boner: The Falkland Islands Is Weiner finished? \*\* Both of those threads will be the gift that keeps on giving. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/79 "2011-06-11T14:24:31Z")
\*\* Because the Straight Dope tells me so - things learned from the Dope. ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/80 "2011-06-11T17:00:31Z")
**Worshiping Satan: A question for true believers What would have happened if Bush’s SS privatization had passed?** We welcome all forms of Evil. However, tempting Mitt Romney into sending nude cellphone photos to his campaign interns is a higher priority. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=5)