# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/782 "2011-08-19T00:00:18Z")
\*\* Presidential Bus - why so ugly and depressing? Last week, I was hospitalized after a suicide attempt\*\* We’re going to have to keep you away from Air Force One. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/783 "2011-08-19T03:20:16Z")
**About United Way President-for-Life Bachman has just been re-elected…** So that’s who runs it! Or **President-for-Life Bachman has just been re-elected… Should let my son shave his head?** I don’t see why not, but it won’t be a very effective form of protest. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/784 "2011-08-19T06:09:10Z")
**WTF moments with strangers. What is the opposite of love?** **Nonsensical parking lot experience Just File 13’d My Weed (long)** You finally made the connection. Dah. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/785 "2011-08-19T12:51:38Z")
**What matters most when finding a soulmate? Girls Without Girlfriends** I ain’t sharing Sharon.\* \*old Jim Stafford song. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/786 "2011-08-19T13:45:21Z")
\*\*Like a Virgin – The Noob MMP Is there a name for this action done in the bedroom? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![sco3tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@sco3tt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sco3tt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/787 "2011-08-19T14:23:08Z")
**Do People Still Say…** **Fred Flintstone Lives!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/788 "2011-08-19T17:02:07Z")
**New State Mottos Fred Flintstone Lives!** That’s gotta be Arkansas. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/789 "2011-08-19T18:23:02Z")
\*\* Ugliest Place Names Dark Thoughts: What to do with all the bodies?\*\* Dark Thoughts, Nevada - where the morgues are overflowing. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/790 "2011-08-19T19:30:12Z")
**Is there a name for this action done in the bedroom? Scottish DopeFest?** Wow, I want to be Scottish now. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/791 "2011-08-19T20:16:56Z")
**Is ‘John of God’ a Healer or a Charlatan? 100% Polyester Shirts-Work of the Devil!** “The Power Of Christ Compels You - to wear cotton!” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/792 "2011-08-19T21:31:49Z")
\*\*If you want to store your shit at -80 C Necromancers \*\* Remember to fully thaw your zombies before unleashing them. They last longer frozen, but brittle zombies do a poor job of terrorizing the peasants. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/793 "2011-08-19T23:26:45Z")
\*\*Insane Clown Posse vs. the RNC. Enough with the “mentally ill” insults outside of the pit \*\* OK, OK, no more comparing insane clowns to the RNC. That _was_ a low blow to the mentally Ill. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/794 "2011-08-20T00:52:06Z")
\*\*Is there any cultural reference that every American knows? Cecil \*\* Word must have gotten around since 1973. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/795 "2011-08-20T03:28:14Z")
\*\*Ladies, do you care if your husband/ SO forgets your birthday? woman kills husband for forgetting birthday \*\* Not that surprising, but nice to see them together ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/796 "2011-08-20T04:25:19Z")
Sorry, had to post the trifecta: \*\* Ladies, do you care if your husband/ SO forgets your birthday? What Just Happened? woman kills husband for forgetting birthday\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/797 "2011-08-20T07:47:39Z")
**How do I get permission to write a story about an established character? Bacon** Yeah, If you’re going to bribe them, I’m thinking that cash would work better. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/798 "2011-08-20T08:06:52Z")
**Kentucky goes to hospital for a circumcision and get’s his penis amputated. Michele Bachmann and the corndog** :eek: Wait! Check what’s under that breading before you eat it! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/799 "2011-08-20T16:24:52Z")
\*\* Do People Still Say… Owww. \*\* Yes. Yes they do. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/800 "2011-08-20T17:04:02Z")
**Don’t aggrivate a hummingbird! Michele Bachmann and the corndog** Featured in a remake of “The Birds”. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/801 "2011-08-21T00:58:19Z")
**Is my vagina no longer like a self-cleaning oven? Go to first new post Ladies, do you care if your husband/ SO forgets your birthday?** In this case it’s better than getting a can of oven cleaner. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=41)