# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/802 "2011-08-21T06:44:42Z")
**is evolution a fact? Libya too?!** Evolution yes. Libya, on the other hand, is a lie of the Devil. **Which candidate would make the worst president? The Rick Perry for President Thread** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/803 "2011-08-21T09:53:09Z")
**You can see any theatrical production in history live. What do you choose? The Dark Crystal** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/804 "2011-08-21T10:19:18Z")
I see I added too much originally when I copy and pasted. **Is my vagina no longer like a self-cleaning oven? Ladies, do you care if your husband/ SO forgets your birthday?** In this case it’s better than getting a can of oven cleaner. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/805 "2011-08-21T14:57:32Z")
**What is the opposite of love? Gout Pain** Not bad, though I’d have voted for “kidney stone”. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/806 "2011-08-21T19:01:55Z")
**International Day of Action for South Korean Dogs and Cats AWESOME interpretive dance (I know…I don’t dig interpretive dance either…watch anyway)** I’d expect something like interpretive dance to be used for the cause against eating cats and dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/807 "2011-08-21T19:16:16Z")
**Where shall I shop for clothes? I’ve become boring. Liven me up!** Do you prefer leather or furry? ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/808 "2011-08-21T20:50:48Z")
\*\*This person claims to go weeks without a bowel movement - How is this even possible? How can one tiny iron supplement a day constipate me so badly?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/809 "2011-08-22T12:29:23Z")
\*\*I’ve got the flu - what is it really? Loose Lug Nuts \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/810 "2011-08-22T13:35:40Z")
\*\*I want me some bulletproof skin Owww. Kentucky goes to hospital for a circumcision and gets his penis amputated. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/811 "2011-08-22T17:26:45Z")
\*\*Found my old comic book trove - what to do with it? How about a good, inexpensive casserole? \*\* Yup, the layers of colored paper are _exquisite_! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/812 "2011-08-22T18:42:25Z")
\*\*I’ve invented a holistic teaching system with lots of implications and potential. Now what? Bad side effects, but worth it \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/813 "2011-08-22T20:28:44Z")
**is David Letterman Jewish? This person claims to go weeks without a bowel movement - How is this even possible?** I hear he’s very devout. Still, I’m surprised there haven’t been any Top Ten Lists on the subject. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/814 "2011-08-22T20:31:59Z")
\*\*Which candidate would make the worst president? President Bachmann. \*\* Asked and Answered. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/815 "2011-08-23T00:27:56Z")
\*\*Poll: Men: would you choose certain death by cancer over penis amputation? bad side effects, but worth it \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/816 "2011-08-23T02:59:41Z")
\*\*Can this horrific news story be true? What to do with a found cell phone? \*\* Look around for bear droppings. If you find any, the decent thing would be to turn the cell phone over to its owner’s next of kin. (you have to read the first thread for that to make sense). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/817 "2011-08-23T04:08:36Z")
**Reality vs Fantasy regarding winning the Lottery Poll: Do you know who won the lottery?** It was Cthulhu. And I hear he’s going to build an even bigger house than Mitt Romney’s. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/818 "2011-08-23T13:54:17Z")
**Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments Plane crash at Kansas City Airshow** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/819 "2011-08-23T13:55:24Z")
**Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments Plane crash at Kansas City Airshow** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/820 "2011-08-23T15:22:42Z")
**Can this horrific news story be true? Turtles mated. Now what?** They’ll take over the planet. But slooowly. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/821 "2011-08-23T17:19:32Z")
\*\*How does someone get to be an etymologist? Amazon Kindle: “Bug” reports? \*\* No, see, you’re confusing _ety_mologist with _ento_mologist. Common mistake. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=42)