# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/822 "2011-08-23T21:13:47Z")
\*\*Seriously Casual Monarchs “It’s Over, Frizz-Head!” as Tripoli Falls to Liberators \*\* He might be casual but I don’t think he’ll let you call him “Frizz-head”. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/823 "2011-08-24T01:22:37Z")
**blind/deaf geriatric cat children’s cussing songs** This could be a good one. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/824 "2011-08-24T02:04:26Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments > Plane crash at Kansas City Airshow** That combination is awesome! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/825 "2011-08-24T05:28:02Z")
\***%^&$#!!! Refrigerator Went Out Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments** I don’t even know why our refrigerator HAS a self-destruct button. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/826 "2011-08-24T12:22:17Z")
\*\*Let’s hear some parenting advice for older kids! How often do you drink alcohol? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/827 "2011-08-24T15:10:22Z")
**Fresh Ground Beef Who owns the copyright?** My family, through our ancestor Og the Neanderthal. We’re going to collect billions from Wendy’s and McDonald’s, wait and see. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/828 "2011-08-24T17:19:43Z")
\*\* Why is McDonald’s so blah/icky? Alien-themed Food? \*\* That explains it! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/829 "2011-08-25T01:29:45Z")
**Clogged BOTH kitchen sinks (fast help would be appreciated) This person claims to go weeks without a bowel movement - How is this even possible?** You know, they _do_ sell plungers down at Home Depot. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/830 "2011-08-25T02:38:32Z")
**My wife thinks that I am cheating on her, but I am not! I fell in love a little yesterday.** Oh well, if that’s all that hap…hey, wait a minute… **"Haint Paint" Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments** The button’s for what? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/831 "2011-08-25T02:59:52Z")
\*\*What exactly is keeping Hurrican Irene off the Florida coast? Fresh Ground Beef \*\* We’re a meat-eatin’ state! Hurricanes beware! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/832 "2011-08-25T04:09:01Z")
**He’s a child, not a puppy… Stupid Pet Tricks** "Speak boy, speak! “Just gimme the stupid candy, Dad!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/833 "2011-08-25T13:23:21Z")
\*\*Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments Steve Jobs resigns from Apple \*\* Who pushed his button?? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/834 "2011-08-25T16:40:29Z")
**Toast Anyone Else Have This Happen in a Restaurant?** Um… yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/835 "2011-08-25T21:56:28Z")
**Would killing Hitler have prevented WWII? Has anyone else had this happen in a restaurant?** Leave the gun. Take the hassenpfeffer. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/836 "2011-08-26T03:47:00Z")
\*\*Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments Did we just have an earthquake? \*\* NIKOLA! Stop leaving your earthquake machine where people can play with it! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/837 "2011-08-26T06:22:32Z")
**Do I Have Depression? What Can I Do About It? Vacation time…thinking about Toronto** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/838 "2011-08-26T13:57:42Z")
**A friend disappears Black hole devours star** I know celebrity astrophysics is a vicious game, but I didn’t know Hollywood could be this cruel… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/839 "2011-08-26T17:53:59Z")
\*\* I’m a complete tightwad, but … Give me back that filet-o-fish \*\* Sheesh! I’ll reimburse you. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/840 "2011-08-26T20:46:03Z")
\*\* Black hole devours star Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments \*\* **Caution: Contains Red Matter. Can Cause Black Holes. Keep Out Of Reach of Miners.** ---
**Author:** ![SylverOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SylverOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SylverOne)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/841 "2011-08-26T23:54:01Z")
\*\*Cat scratching/biting baby: solutions? \*\* \*\*Help name our new cat \*\* Guess that solved that! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=43)