# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/842 "2011-08-27T03:22:33Z")
**So, I bought an orchid. Help me go vegetarian!** Seems like you helped yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/843 "2011-08-27T14:55:15Z")
**Are pets allowed on US naval ships? Andrew Jackson’s parrot What does “Oh snap!” mean?** It means “We’ve just been surrounded by the entire British fleet”. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/844 "2011-08-27T15:32:52Z")
\*\* Early Chicago albums “Saturday, in the park, I think it was the 4th of July…” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/845 "2011-08-27T15:46:56Z")
**Andrew Jackson’s parrot Can anyone land at any airport?** ‘"Pretty Girl’, you are cleared for approach." “Brawwwk!” “Hold up, “Pretty Girl”, there’s a red-tailed hawk intersecting your flight path, and…damn.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/846 "2011-08-27T16:09:27Z")
\*\* Is baseball player Jim Thome going into the Hall of Fame at Cooperstown or not? Damn you, Jim Thome! \*\* All Jim Thome, all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/847 "2011-08-27T16:23:31Z")
**What was YOUR first web experience? Stick to Irish dancing.** So, not a great one, then? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/848 "2011-08-27T19:29:35Z")
**Black hole devours star Woody Harrelson’s dad did what!?** Just sucked him right up. **I got “felt up” on my way to work this morning… Help me ship a lasagna to Afghanistan** Ah, sending off another batch of your special “Soylent flavor” lasagna again, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/849 "2011-08-27T19:54:59Z")
**How does someone get to be an etymologist? Andrew Jackson’s parrot** He not only had a large vocabulary, but he could give a dissertation on their origins. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/850 "2011-08-27T23:10:06Z")
\*\*Freezing balls off a brass monkey Can chronic masturbation lead to impotence? \*\* how about chronic cold? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/851 "2011-08-27T23:20:52Z")
\*\*Alien-themed Food? Horrors and Inconveniences of Cooking in Someone Else’s Kitchen \*\* Where does Someone Else live??? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/852 "2011-08-28T09:25:09Z")
**Acquaintance refuses to evacuate, Irene coming Kids - Sometines they do alright.** But do you want to risk it? **In Gadhafi’s lair, rebels find album filled with photos of his ‘darling’ Condoleezza Rice Couples on SDMB** Awwww, how cute. Also, I didn’t know they were dopers. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/853 "2011-08-28T15:18:07Z")
**Poll: Can you pay for a $1000 emergency expense without borrowing? Help me ship a lasagna to Afghanistan** You’ve got to read the fine print on those Ebay auctions ($3 for the lasagna sounded good, but $997 for shipping? :eek:). ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/854 "2011-08-28T21:25:41Z")
Had to fiddle a bit to make this perfect but, …close enough. \*\*Anybody ever try blue cheese ice cream? Vile Concoctions\*\*[del]-Hard Alcohol Division[/del] ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/855 "2011-08-28T22:38:55Z")
\*\*My wife thinks I’m cheating on her Stick to Irish dancing. \*\* Seems like excellent advice to me. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/856 "2011-08-28T23:44:05Z")
**Guns in bars Atheist vs Believers** “There’s irrefutable evidence for the literal, historical resurrection of Jesus!” “Sez _you_, fundie!” **BLAM BLAM BLAM** Uh, I think I’ll just have a quiet beer at home, thanks. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/857 "2011-08-29T13:14:37Z")
**question for users of ATMs in Europe Can chronic masturbation lead to impotence?** So _that’s_ why the pound notes are sticking together. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/858 "2011-08-29T13:34:09Z")
\*\*A friend disappears Vietnam Vets – Where Are They Now? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/859 "2011-08-29T16:38:35Z")
\*\*Calling all plumbers - need advice quickly Did Hurricane Irene unclog my drain? How mandatory are mandatory evacuations? \*\* When it’s storm-related diarrhea, it’s pretty damn mandatory… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/860 "2011-08-29T17:46:50Z")
\*\*The Congresswoman with the crazy eyes, part II, crazy in the head Hey, “Crazy Eyes” Michelle, now are you starting to get it? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/861 "2011-08-29T18:25:04Z")
**What if I have no address? How Badly Could a Lobster Hurt Me?** _Never_ hunker down at home when lobsters are massing for an attack. If you keep on the move, they can’t get you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=42) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=44)