# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/862 "2011-08-30T14:02:09Z")
**The Higgs boson does not exist There be kitten!** That could account for why so many things in physics seem to be random. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/863 "2011-08-30T14:03:28Z")
\*\* Possible to get over my INTENSE physical aversion to fine-textured fabrics? When you stop taking Ritalin, you… Is Irene gonna kill me?\*\* You need to get back on the Ritalin. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/864 "2011-08-30T17:55:03Z")
**Kentucky goes to hospital for a circumcision and gets his penis amputated. Anyone know where to get clothing for very sensitive skin?** ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/865 "2011-08-30T20:36:37Z")
\*\*Statistically, blacks score poorly on IQ and IQ-proxy exams than whites, is black genetics to blame? Is this racial profiling? \*\* You tell me, chief. You tell me. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/866 "2011-08-30T22:12:07Z")
**Should kids be able to use their allowance to buy anything they want? Topless Little Girl: OK?** ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/867 "2011-08-31T01:28:51Z")
**Alternative to Cremation smoking outdoors banned** Yes, a different approach is probably in order. You wouldn’t want to get arroasted. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/868 "2011-08-31T01:53:58Z")
**Alternative to Cremation Haircut** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/869 "2011-08-31T12:37:18Z")
\*\*Do famous (or infamous) actors have to audition for their roles? That poor Velociraptor \*\* Sorry fella, we’re casting for a _Jurassic Park_ sequel, and you’re a Cretaceous-era theropod. Don’t eat the receptionist on your way out. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/870 "2011-08-31T12:45:54Z")
**Auto backup with Mac and other Mac questions German McDs** Come try our new McCedez! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/871 "2011-08-31T12:49:04Z")
**What Does Your Favorite Coffee Mug Say? Bang Bang, You’re Dead** No one ever messes with _my_ coffee mug. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/872 "2011-08-31T13:29:19Z")
New posts: **Can this horrific news story be true?[edited title-eaten by bear while talking. Alternative to Cremation** Maybe not so bad after you’re dead. But if you’re still talking I think it might be a mite unsettling. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/873 "2011-08-31T14:14:32Z")
\*\* Is this racial profiling? Let’s rethink “cruel and unusual” punishment Jesus Christ as your fantasy dinner guest \*\* Unusual? Yes. But is it cruel or racial profiling? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/874 "2011-08-31T14:38:43Z")
**Kids - Sometines they do alright. Man throws son off boat for crying [RO]** Yeah, and sometimes they’re fit to be jettisoned. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/875 "2011-08-31T15:35:26Z")
**Bang Bang, You’re Dead Child over-reaction to getting hurt** ‘Get up, you baby! It’s just a head wound!’ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/876 "2011-08-31T18:25:35Z")
**What was YOUR first web experience? Hostage of a spider** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/877 "2011-08-31T18:59:27Z")
\*\*Astrophysicist finds fastest method of plane boarding. A friend disappears \*\* I’ve always said that there were risks in using black holes in the boarding process. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/878 "2011-08-31T19:05:49Z")
**Bang Bang, You’re Dead Has anyone ever worked a 100% commission job?** IME contract killings are not typically salaried or hourly jobs. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/879 "2011-08-31T19:33:28Z")
**Is there a real reason to hate Obama? My son has mono** Now, that’s just plain _petty_ of him. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/880 "2011-08-31T19:46:37Z")
\*\*Remember all those tennis shoes with a foot found floating in waterways? Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/881 "2011-09-01T03:04:56Z")
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