# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/902 "2011-09-02T17:40:39Z")
\*\*Do you do anything differently on an Ozone Action Day? Have you ever chose masturbation over actual sex? (possible TMI) \*\* “Not tonight, dear. I have to control my emissions.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/903 "2011-09-02T19:39:48Z")
**I’m considering starting a long bike commute in a very bike-unfriendly city. Fear So I Bought A Mustang…Fellow Mustang Owners, Chime In!** Well, I’m not a Mustang owner; But if the city is really that bike-unfriendly then you made the right decision. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/904 "2011-09-02T20:13:33Z")
**What kind of person needs to be paid weekly? Gallbladderless people of the Dope!** Yeah, those bile junkies need to score on a regular basis. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/905 "2011-09-03T03:22:51Z")
**What should I be doing at the gym? Have you ever chose masturbation over actual sex? (possible TMI)** How many reps are you doing? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/906 "2011-09-03T03:50:53Z")
**Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it. Los Angeles: City of Little Girly Men** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/907 "2011-09-03T08:52:18Z")
**I Hate Breakfast Adapting to the vampire lifestyle** Once you’re a vampire, aren’t all meals the same? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/908 "2011-09-03T14:27:33Z")
**Massage Therapy as a career Topless Little Girl: OK?** Uh, that’s going to be a _very_ short career. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/909 "2011-09-03T15:18:03Z")
**New baby! Giant house spider!** Trouble brewing. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/910 "2011-09-03T15:33:30Z")
I’m waiting for **Why some people are afraid to fly** and **Giant House Spider!** to line up. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/911 "2011-09-03T15:56:29Z")
**What introduced you to classical music? Bank of America fascists** Bankers are good for something, then. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/912 "2011-09-03T20:48:40Z")
**Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it. New baby!** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/913 "2011-09-04T09:54:23Z")
\*\*First Words on Mars – Funny & Serious replies welcome… I’m tired of hearing about bedbugs \*\* We’ve been cooped up in a tin can for three years _I’m_ tired of your bloody bitching ! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/914 "2011-09-04T11:45:16Z")
**Curb Your Enthusiasm returns (SPOILERS) "We were on a break!"** No shit Sherlock. We already figured that out. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/915 "2011-09-04T15:16:44Z")
**Why don’t lions hunt other lions? Intractable litter box problem** You’re going to need a bigger box. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/916 "2011-09-04T15:48:59Z")
**How Did Joran Van Der Sloot Dispose of Natalee Holloway? Death by the riverbed!** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/917 "2011-09-04T16:03:43Z")
Not from the boards, but I can’t resist this pairing from MSNBC: **Bodyboarder dies after shark bites off legs ‘Happy Feet’ penguin released south of New Zealand** In other news, a shark suspected of trafficking in body parts was arrested with a large amount of Antarctic dollars. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/918 "2011-09-04T21:23:21Z")
**Tell me about Alaska. A dead cat, a shotgun and a tripod** Stop right there. You’ve told me all I need to know. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/919 "2011-09-05T02:55:32Z")
\*\*Tell me about Alaska. Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it. \*\* That’s a tad harsh ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/920 "2011-09-05T07:28:58Z")
**How Did Joran Van Der Sloot Dispose of Natalee Holloway? Giant house spider!** An… interesting hypothesis, Dr Watson. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/921 "2011-09-05T08:44:51Z")
**My son has mono Help me buy a wheelchair** He’s not going to be THAT bad off. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=47)