# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/922 "2011-09-05T14:01:19Z")
\*\*First Words on Mars – Funny & Serious replies welcome… I am soo tired and just want this to be over with. (pathetic & depressing) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/923 "2011-09-05T14:07:10Z")
\*\*How Did Joran Van Der Sloot Dispose of Natalee Holloway? Fire in Antelope Valley \*\* That’s more believable than the Spider. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/924 "2011-09-05T14:09:36Z")
\*\*My Trip to New York City Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it. \*\* \*\* New baby! New user:) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/925 "2011-09-05T14:38:41Z")
**How Did Joran Van Der Sloot Dispose of Natalee Holloway? Fire in Antelope Valley** The AV is a bit far to go. Anyway, you usually just dump them in the aqueduct. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/926 "2011-09-06T05:13:16Z")
\*\*Going to the Chapel and I’m… Fire in Antelope Valley \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/927 "2011-09-06T06:41:17Z")
\*\*What More Could Lucas Do to Annoy Fans? Adapting to the vampire lifestyle \*\* That would be another go at the younger generations. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/928 "2011-09-06T07:15:26Z")
**Music, what are you listening to right now? BB King and Buddy Guy** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/929 "2011-09-06T12:36:57Z")
\*\* ‘Let’s have heroes for dinner!’ Fuck, I think I just saw a Neo-Nazi\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/930 "2011-09-06T14:58:27Z")
**Going to the Chapel and I’m… Hirka T’Bawa RPh** You went to the chapel to get your username changed? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/931 "2011-09-06T15:20:33Z")
**The USPS closes. What will be the result? Fall of the Roman Empire** Upcoming movie with Mel Gibson: “The Empire Goes Postal”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/932 "2011-09-06T15:25:47Z")
\*\*What’s it like living in the Seattle area? Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it. \*\* The Rain and the Slugs are awful, but the coffee and grunge bands make up for it. (Lotta mileage in that second thread) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/933 "2011-09-06T17:44:41Z")
\*\*What’s the most useless chemical element? Husband doesn’t do squat around the house. How should I deal with it? \*\* Threaten to have him removed from the Periodic Table. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/934 "2011-09-06T19:36:11Z")
\*\* What do you consider to be an acceptable level of physical contact between straight men? French Ticklers and the Like (TMI, NSFW) \*\* :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/935 "2011-09-06T21:03:34Z")
**21 foot Crocodile Captured My Trip to New York City** Yeah, I don’t know… Maybe I’ll skip the sewer tour. ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/936 "2011-09-07T07:05:02Z")
\*\*Scotland leaving UK? How big can airplanes get? \*\* I think it should take the boat. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/937 "2011-09-07T10:01:19Z")
**Thank you, Dopers, for … Bedbugs!** Hey, don’t thank me - they’re not mine. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/938 "2011-09-07T11:39:20Z")
**What’s your million-dollar idea? How much do you keep in your checking account?** Uhm, let me clarify. What is your **legitimate and legal** million-dollar idea? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/939 "2011-09-07T13:06:46Z")
\*\* Suggestions Needed on How to Get Karma Off My Ass. Should I Go To Ecaudor?\*\* Yes, but then you should change planes for Gillette, Wyoming. Karma will get stuck in Customs and say the hell with it. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/940 "2011-09-08T07:20:46Z")
**Exiting a shite job you haven’t had very long. Need answer fast! Should I Go To Ecaudor?** Only if you’ve got some _real_ workplace hassles. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/941 "2011-09-08T12:30:36Z")
**How badly could a lobster hurt me? What is this guy a veteran of?** The Crustacean Wars. In the final, epic battle lobsters defeated the crab-starfish alliance using a classic pincer movement. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=46) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=48)