# Summertime Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983 "2011-06-01T17:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/942 "2011-09-08T13:49:51Z")
\*\* If you could attend any ONE sporting event in history, what would it be? The Peanuts bridge hand! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/943 "2011-09-08T16:49:03Z")
\*\*So, uh, how do I deepthroat without gagging? Would It Piss You Off If Your Child’s Teacher Did This? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/944 "2011-09-08T20:33:45Z")
**Ben and Jerry now have Schweddy Balls Is Ichabod Itchy?** No, but I bet Ben and Jerry are. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/945 "2011-09-08T20:35:18Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*So, uh, how do I deepthroat without gagging? > Would It Piss You Off If Your Child’s Teacher Did This? \*\* To my child? Undoubtedly. To me? Please don’t throw me in that briar bush. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/946 "2011-09-09T12:01:36Z")
**First Words on Mars – Funny & Serious replies welcome… World¡¯s First HSPA+ Smartphone Huawei U8800 IDEOS X5** Hehe, Martian speak sounds funny. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/947 "2011-09-09T12:38:34Z")
\*\*Where Did This Scream Originate? Refrigerator Died – Need Advice Fast \*\* Sounds like the scream came from the vegetable crisper, then the little light bulb went out. We’re holding the dishwasher and toaster oven for questioning. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/948 "2011-09-09T13:41:11Z")
\*\* A Westboro Baptist Church question Crazy neighbor opinions, advice or other stories, please 🙂 \*\* Nothing can top crazy like having those neighbors. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/949 "2011-09-09T21:14:44Z")
\*\*We’re evacuating the planet. What 100 paintings do you insist we bring with us? Really cool logos \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/950 "2011-09-10T02:50:59Z")
\*\*Bad Wedding Ideas Meteorologist, Dead Dude with dog collar in hot tub. Priceless \*\* Been waiting for that to come together for days. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/951 "2011-09-10T20:31:49Z")
\*\* Really cool logos Drunken Moose ends up Stuck in Swedish Apple Tree (Picture!)\*\* Faced with a choice between a donkey, an elephant and a drunken moose stuck in an apple tree, I know what political party _I’m_ voting for. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/952 "2011-09-10T21:59:03Z")
**Instinctive practice of hunting skills. The cat has learned to open the screen door** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/953 "2011-09-11T08:54:06Z")
**You are forced to become either Hasidic or Amish. Which do you choose? death** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/954 "2011-09-11T11:55:13Z")
\*\* In Honor of Labor Day, the FAQ MMP I just took a 5 hour nap!\*\* A five-hour nap in honour of Labor Day? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/955 "2011-09-11T13:58:20Z")
**Drunken Moose ends up Stuck in Swedish Apple Tree (Picture!) I hope that they have a happy mARRiage** And you can keep the fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/956 "2011-09-11T14:30:50Z")
\*\* The Miss Universe “national costumes” are awesome! Miss Universe contestant told to wear panties\*\* “We were looking for something just a --\>\<— _little_ less awesome.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/957 "2011-09-11T16:09:05Z")
**Miss Universe contestant told to wear panties Breakfast!** Edible panties! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/958 "2011-09-11T21:34:34Z")
**So, uh, how do I deepthroat without gagging? Please help/critique my resume for creative job?** You’re hired. We’ll do some on-the-[del]knob[/del]-job training. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/959 "2011-09-11T21:46:02Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **So, uh, how do I deepthroat without gagging? > Please help/critique my resume for creative job?** > > You’re hired. We’ll do some on-the-[del]knob[/del]-job training. They’ll be working around the [del]cock[/del] clock. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/960 "2011-09-11T22:28:57Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > They’ll be working around the [del]cock[/del] clock. So no screwing the pooch on this job, or the supervisor will have your head! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983/961 "2011-09-12T00:51:20Z")
**I’ll be a monkeys uncle. Putting dishwashing liquid in the toilet did fix the clog. I am going to learn French.** “C’est magnifique, les toilettes ne sont bouchées!” You’re right. Celebrating is much better when done in French. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/summertime-sequential-threads/583983.md?page=49)